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π“π‡πˆπ’ πˆπ’ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 β–£ JAN TDM





JANUARY 2025 TDM: IMMORTALITY


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, the menu has been redone by some guests in the manor. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




8-BALL

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, nsfw.

In all 700 (and change!) years of Saltburnt's existence, never has the new year been rung in with anything less than a bang. Similarly, the manor is a bustle of activity in the post-Christmas week, setting up predominately in and around the Operating Theatre. Formally, all guests are welcomed to celebrate on the 31st of December leading into the new year by a fancy, handwritten invitation, delivered individually by Giles. BLACK TIE, the invite says. LET'S MAKE IT A GOOD YEAR, DAWG.

Upon arrival, it's plain to see the Operating Theatre has gotten a glow up since last visited. The amphitheater stairs serve as a dramatic entrance to walk through, the main floor usually designed for holding cadavers for dissection instead replaced with a dance floor. Everything is black, white, and as silver as surgery tools, the room seemingly a great deal larger than when it was last observed β€”Β though, maybe that's your eyes playing tricks on you. Don't worry about it!

Celebrate instead, ringing in the new year with loud, Eurodance music and American rock, bodies dancing together for one last hurrah of 2006. In true Saltburnt fashion, there's a snack spread on the organized operating tables β€”Β Vietnamese spring rolls, glass noodles, Prosecco jello shots to go with the tall flutes of champagne passed around on silver plates. Additionally, there are some silver platters circling the venue full of tall mounds of white, powdery cocaine, already spliced into lines for convenience. The name of the game is indulgence, as ever, getting one's worst habits out of the way to make room for better, healthier choices in the new year.

For the last hour of the year, a mock time ball in the shape of an magic 8-ball is set up in the center of the room, slowly inching up as time ticks down. At 11:59, the ball reaches its zenith, much more rapidly moving the other way as the countdown starts. Once the countdown drops to the 10s, everyone in the room is pairing up in couples (or trios?) to kiss at the strike of midnight, loudly chanting the last five numbers in chanting succession, 3, 2, 1, and happy new year!

Several things happen at once, following your kiss, or the strike of midnight if you're more of a lone wolf. Firstly, everyone's clothes disappear, left completely naked in the theatre. Any fabric they might think to dress themselves in will miraculously disappear once they put it on, and any attempts to escape the room are likewise barred, doors unopenable for the time being. At the same time, the 8-ball which reached the bottom of its stand rolls over, presenting its windowed side to all who look upon it β€”Β and all who look upon it will see one of 20 different instructions.

For a fun game, roll a d20 and see what you get!



































Naturally, the doors only permit you to leave after achieving whatever challenge the 8-ball gave you, where you can run nakedly back to your room and find some clothes, saying goodnight to a wonderful year. Any and all party poopers uninterested in taking part will be let go an hour or so post midnight β€”Β approximately when it stops being funny.






NEW YEAR, NEW ME


CONTENT WARNINGS: homophobia, misogyny, implied grooming, cultural insensitivity.

New year is a time for new beginnings, and it's no surprise that many resolutions involve the bettering of one's self. Exercise and eating healthy are all usual suspects, but what if you could take a little something that did it all for you, effort-free? New Years Resolutions the easy way β€”Β try ReSculpt, an organic supplement using exotic kinds of sea kelp, as provided by Portia's personal life coach SHAMAN LEAF, for making a better you. Fat melts away and wrinkles smooth out, complexions clear and muscles strengthen, all with the help of this miraculous product! Simply apply the topical ointment on yourself, and watch a new and improved you emerge β€” even those of you who wouldn't choose it willingly can take part, as it's stocked in every bathroom, in the shape of an ordinary lotion bottle.

Of course, it doesn't only effect your looks. The road to a better you requires a full makeover, changing you from the inside out. Be the son your father always wanted, or the wife your husband deserves β€” become a better partner, a better housewife, a better soldier, a better friend. Whatever any of that means to you, whether changing your style or the people you're attracted to, this magical lotion seems to clear it up and straighten you out, turn you into a true, decent member of polite upperclass society. Even Portia in the days following New Years appears younger, nearly like a girl in her teens thanks to the power of ReSculpt. On your journey to self-improvement, you might feel inclined to sign up for Shaman Leaf's 12-step guide to proper English behaviors, including lessons in etiquette, fine dining, lovemaking with respectful hands-on accompaniment, and a suggested sizable donation on towards Shaman Leaf's travel fund. All of it concludes in a graduation for the enlistees in the form of a debutante ball.

Not to worry if you didn't take the course β€” all are welcome to witness the caterpillar become the butterfly in this re-introduction to society in one of Saltburnt's many exemplary ballrooms. As opposed to the more carefree party that welcomed in the year, the debutante ball is steeped in the premeditated societal structures of an aristocratic family, everything proper and regal by design, complete with huge, expensive dresses and expertly tailored, starch-collared suits. Luckily, ReSculpt will see to everyone conforming to the expectations of society, without complaint. Unluckily, the side effects seem to kick in at the debutante ball.

Step one: paranoia. Is this who you really are? What happened to the person you were a few days ago? Where did everything that made you who you are go? Dread creeps in, a discordant note, a cold breeze. Step two: touch repulsion. The dances at the ball are all respectful, leaving plenty of room for Jesus, flirty little wrist touches and soft, careful hands β€” and you're disgusted by wanting more, confused by it. Consumed by it? Scared of it. The sick touch of skin on skin is as offensive as it is arousing, like gripping ice cubes in your hand and flinching at the numbing, burning pain. Step three: hallucinations. You turn in a dance and the hand that slips into yours is more bone than flesh. The ballroom itself seems to grow more decayed than decadent, ghosts and horrifying faces spliced between the crowd, all looking at you, angry and disturbed. Is that face looking back at you your own? Can your friends tell you from a doppelgΓ€nger? Who even are you anymore?

And finally, step four: rehab. As it turns out, Shaman Leaf is not actually a good guy. That is, he's not a guy at all but a pΓΊca, here to unleash a humble amount of chaos and then quickly skedaddle while the iron's still hot, escaping with mischievous shapeshifting behaviors through the closest door, galloping to the forest. Though his exit from the premises doesn't clear up the effects of ReSculpt, it's nothing a little week spent very fashionably in rehab can't clear up. Going cold turkey is the only way to remove it from your system β€” and you do want to remove it from your system. A depleting supply will force you into withdrawals regardless, in the form of continued paranoia and hallucinations, acting hot and cold with touch, alternating between your true self and ReSculpt self, fevers, nosebleeds, puking, and blacking out. A good detox for the new year.



DIRECTORY


dualitys: (5)

fp jones β–£ riverdale β–£ new character

[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-17 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I. welcome to saltburnt

( He wakes up hungover, which wouldn't have been a new feeling for FP a few years ago. Before he'd gotten his shit together, after the whole fiasco with Clifford Blossom came to an end. If one can call the death of a prodigy, the cover-up, and time spent in prison a fiasco and not a whirlwind that wrecked a whole town. Riverdale had been--- no, it'd never been normal. After everything that's happened, FP's somehow not phased by being in a manor in the English countryside. It's less unsettling than Thornhill, at least. The few posters for a D&D night, handwritten and plastered in random spots, put him on edge. If it's anything like G&G, this place is in for some murder.

It's too much to think about as he makes his way to breakfast, sunglasses over his eyes.

The food looks good and his stomach growls, loud and rumbling. The McSandwich calls his name but then he sees something else--
) How the hell do you even say that?

( The πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’ looks simple but French? French isn't FP's forte. He grabs the sandwich, then takes another and then one more for good measure. If anyone gives him a look, well-- ) What?

8-BALL
CW: public nudity, voyeurism


( For all the rough edges the gangleader turned sheriff still has, FP cleans up for the night. It's the new year, a new start. It seems like he's gone back in time a little bit, but hey, what's celebrating the early 2000s again? With an old fashioned in hand, FP won't complain.

He's happy to share a dance, to share a drink. Alice isn't here but if she were, they'd both know what they need to do to survive. FP's caught the whispers of the games this place likes to play. And when clothes start disappearing, well, there's proof of it. Debauchery thrives and FP's no stranger.

He looks at the 8-ball when it's his turn, alcohol in his system and craving a different sort of high. The words he sees earn a snort; a public orgasm seems doable in this place. Hell, he can get a hand on himself and get out if he needs. But that takes some of the fun out of it, there's plenty of pretty faces around. And when he sees one approach, well, he's but a man.
)

Can I get a hand? ( Cocky, a smirk on his lips. A hand, a mouth would be better. )

III. network

First, what year is it?

Second, anyone got a poker night going?
( priorities, right? )

IV. wildcard

( ooc: feel free to DM if you'd like to do something or hit me up at [plurk.com profile] spinaltap :) )
Edited 2025-01-17 19:42 (UTC)
rationalism: (41)

network β€” un: princessgrace

[personal profile] rationalism 2025-01-17 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
its 1917 obv

there was a poker night but i think the guy dipped so be the change you want to see in the world ig
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un: jones

[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-17 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Should have guessed given the iPhones.

Dipped? This place actually let the guy leave?
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[personal profile] rationalism 2025-01-17 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
right damn use the context clues

idk if it was wllingly? maybe the house thought he learned seomething and his hero's journey was over of something but for whatever reason he's not here anymore
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[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess I just need a helping hand or a new pair of glasses.

You sound a lot like my kid with the 'heroes journey' shit. I tried to leave and ended up with a hangover worse than one from a night of moonshine. Guess I haven't learned my lessons.
Edited 2025-01-17 20:15 (UTC)
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[personal profile] rationalism 2025-01-17 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
i am 31 in a month i think its more likely your kid sounds like me

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network | un: gingerailed

[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-01-17 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
2007, I think. so retro.

there was poker for a bit. I watched it. it's really boring.
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[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-17 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the future for me but about 7 years.

Watched it? As a judge?
It's the playing and betting that's the good part.
( and the talk iykwim )
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[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-01-17 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
oh wow that's wild! I was only born in '99 so this is all old to me.

I was a good luck charm! I was trying to get this old beefy guy to like me.
ohhh yeah, I guess the actual gambling is exciting. I'd be bad at it, my face is too honest.
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[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-17 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Old guy? What's old to you? ( feeling a headache coming on here. )
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[personal profile] dead_tongue 2025-01-17 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno I think he was like 300? but very hot. short but hot.

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network; @t.laughlin

[personal profile] holyposition 2025-01-17 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Not a lot of gambling around here, surprisingly. Nobody has any money, because they just provide everything.
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[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-19 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
There's plenty to bet on still. Poker's supposed to be for fun.
holyposition: (paying attention)

[personal profile] holyposition 2025-01-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
What else would you bet?
docmartens: (pic#17637872)

i have to, it's the law | un: jules

[personal profile] docmartens 2025-01-18 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
eve of '99

and that depends, what are u willing to bet
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omg yes

[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-19 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
So not that far off from home.

I heard there's no need for money so I'm thinking information's the currency here. Why?
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9 years later

[personal profile] docmartens 2025-02-12 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
'Not far off'?

just wondering. that's pretty unfriendly to newbies, though
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timestamps? who are they?

[personal profile] dualitys 2025-02-13 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Give or take a few years. ( what year is it in Riverdale? Unclear! )

You got a better idea?
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[personal profile] docmartens 2025-02-16 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
if not info, favors maybe?

of course that implies you can trust people around here to pull through
rakta: (pic#16248532)

8ball

[personal profile] rakta 2025-01-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That is dangerous.

[ An inside joke, perhaps, considering the nature of her hands and her touch. But it's a joke only for her, and she hovers beside the stanger, a touch of colour to her cheeks and her body too bared for her comfort.

The urge to turn into animal form is overwhelming to her, but she forces herself to breathe in and then out before she turns her head to him, expression dark, searching. ]


You should search the ball. It may offer some guidance.
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[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-19 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
( The joke is lost on FP, who turns to the waif of a girl with a quirked brow. She's pretty in her own way, with the blush coloring her cheeks.

He looks back toward the ball, snorts again.
) It wants me to get off in public. I'm guessing that's normal for this place, huh?
rakta: art by ineedacapr1sun @ vgen. (Default)

[personal profile] rakta 2025-01-20 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lauralae's eyes flicker over him gently, almost curious, before she leans down to have a look at his orb. Embarrassingly, it is just as he says, and she can feel a sudden flood of sheepish embarrassment take her down and make her turn her eyes away. ]

It is normal enough. They have such expectations for us.

[ A shift of her weight, and she licks her lips. ]

Do you intend to do it?
maoa: (on what to do after you grew)

welcome to saltburnt | haaaaa...

[personal profile] maoa 2025-01-19 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ when she first sees him, she jolts hard enough to knock over her glass of water. she busies herself cleaning it up, but doesn't really take her eye off of him, taking a second to rub at her eyes to make sure it's not her mind playing tricks on her.

it's not him. billy never survived this long. but even a couple of decades older, the resemblance is enough to be unnerving, and even as sam picks at her breakfast her gaze keeps drifting over to him.

until he eventually calls her out on it, and then she just looks at him head-on. ]


Sorry. [ she doesn't sound sorry. ] You look like someone I knew.

[ not technically true. billy had died before she was even born, but his legacy's haunted her her entire life. especially in the last couple of years. ]
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[personal profile] dualitys 2025-01-19 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
( Over the years, FP's gotten a great sense of when he's being watched. One doesn't survive long in the Southside without honing their senses. One doesn't survive in the Serpents either.

He turns his head, sees the young woman scrambling to clean up her mess. He doesn't make it over quick enough to really help, picks up a napkins she dropped and bunches it up anyway.
) I'm guessing not someone you ever wanted to see again?

Poor guy, with this mug. ( She looks too young to be spending time with someone his age, someone like him. Maybe a shitty ex or some fucked up relative anyway. FP knows a lot about those. )
maoa: (and those who kiss the ring)

cw: drug abuse mention

[personal profile] maoa 2025-01-20 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
You could say that.

[ she's taken drugs to avoid seeing him, both pharmaceutical and illegal. the reveal of her connection to him has torn apart her life a few times over and she's still trying to put the pieces back together. none of that is his fault, but it is enough for her to feel uneasy.

to the guy's credit, he doesn't seem to be too bothered by her reaction, the initial reaction to her staring aside. he even helps her clean up the water she's knocked over, which she nods to him in appreciation for. ]


You've worn it longer than he ever did. [ probably sounds a little cryptic, but it's honest. (and she realizes a little too late that she's just implied he's old, but billy had been even younger than her when he'd died.) ]