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π“π‡πˆπ’ πˆπ’ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 β–£ JAN TDM





JANUARY 2025 TDM: IMMORTALITY


Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember β€” dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.

Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using Β« NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEΒ» in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.







WELCOME TO SALTBURNT


It's the hangover more than the light streaming in through half drawn curtains that wakes you up, your brain rattling in your skull, your mouth dry and cottony, your stomach churning with whatever it is you drank last night. If self preservation is your strong suit, you might turn over in bed and see a few painkillers laid out for you on a silver dish, accompanied by a glass of water. If it isn’t, stay in bed and wallow β€” eventually a maid will be in to tear your curtains open, saying, "Breakfast is served," and scurrying out quietly, invisibly. Breakfast? Maybe it’s normal for you. Maybe it isn’t.

You're drawn from the room, either by the mystery, or an undefinable urge that could be supernatural in origin, or could be your hunger catching up to you. It's almost nostalgic, the walk to the dining room β€” have you been here before? Were you drawn up to this estate in a car? Haven’t you done all this already? Maybe you mosey around a library, maybe you run into your suite mate in your adjoining bathroom. Regardless, seemingly all hallways, covered in priceless artworks and ancient relics from times long past, lead to the dining room, where a comically long table houses the Balfours and their many guests, some who seem just as disgruntled and confused as you. No matter. "Breakfast will be out in a minute," they say. What's that?

EDIT SEPTEMBER 2024: For those who have attended breakfast with the Balfours before, a change in routine might come as a shock, given how rarely they stray from form. However, as of September, the menu has been redone by some guests in the manor. In place of the self-serve style breakfast, there is an elevated menu, including: a self-serve juice bar, with pitchers of various juiced fruit and vegetables, shaved ice, coconut water, green and black tea syrups, potted microherbs, sliced whole berries, and finger limes. There is also, naturally, liquor and champagne available. Guests can make their own drinks, or ask the allocated staff member to serve them one of the "specials" if they're feeling adventurous.

That said, these are world class chefs, so the gold is really in the menu:
THE EGGS

𝐓𝐇𝐄 π‰πŽππ“π˜: one runny boiled egg shelled and recoated in edible gold leaf, seated on a throne of fried bread soldiers, plated with whipped butter and italian parsley.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 ππ„ππ„πƒπˆπ‚π“: vinegar poached eggs with hollandaise foam on a bed of toasted freekah and baby spinach.
𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 π’π‡π€πŠπ€π’π‡πŽπ”πŠπ€: two eggs poached in a ramekin of pureed tomato, served with a crispy grilled cheese cut to dip.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π˜πƒππ„π˜: french omelette with a light cheese filling, topped with crushed potato chips and chives.
πŽπ„π”π…π’ ππ‘πŽπ”πˆπ‹π‹π„π’: fluffy scrambled eggs in brown butter, served on sourdough.
π’ππ€ππˆπ’π‡ 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓: mini-quiche made with caramelized red onions and jamon pata negra ham.
𝐄𝐆𝐆 πŒπ‚π’π€ππƒπ–πˆπ‚π‡: bacon, egg, cheese and sausage breakfast muffin that tastes weirdly like it was made at a popular chain with golden arches.

THE SWEETS

❖ momofuku's "cereal milk" ❖
❖ fette biscottate with a sour cherry jam and peanut floss ❖
❖ a warm cinnamon bun served with a shot of espresso coffee for dipping ❖
❖ a macadamia-marzipan croissant with a wattleseed and burnt-honey filling ❖
❖ poffertjes with a liquid nutella injection ❖


If you want to leave, you’ll have to tell Giles, the housekeeper, who will arrange a car for you that mysteriously, or perhaps suspiciously, never arrives. Unfortunately, confronting Giles about it is near impossible, as he’s as good at being invisible as the rest of the house staff. Of course, there’s no reason why you can’t just walk out. The front gates are easy enough to jump over, even if the walk towards them gives you a strange sense of foreboding, or just outright discomfort, as if the ground itself doesn’t want you to leave. Those more sensitive or fragile might find they can’t make the jump, no matter how physically able, or desperately wanting. Still, a strong person could continue on, over the fence and into the lush English countryside. The feeling doesn’t dissipate, though β€” this sense of wrongness, almost sickness, like a weight on your back. Walk into the evergreen, carry on, but the strongest will make it perhaps a mile or so before the weight of dread and paranoia brings you to your knees, and then to your face, flat in the middle of a dirt road. What were you thinking? Is this really better?

Wake up with a hangover, in a bed, the curtains drawn, the maid saying, "Breakfast is served," before scurrying out. The painkillers are there, just like you remember. In fact, it’s all exactly how you remember, as if you never left an imprint the first time, or any mess you made was cleared away while your back was turned. Walk to the dining room, find everyone there eating away at their breakfast.

"We dress for dinner," says Portia, with a kind, if discerning smile. "Black tie."




8-BALL

CONTENT WARNINGS: drugs, nsfw.

In all 700 (and change!) years of Saltburnt's existence, never has the new year been rung in with anything less than a bang. Similarly, the manor is a bustle of activity in the post-Christmas week, setting up predominately in and around the Operating Theatre. Formally, all guests are welcomed to celebrate on the 31st of December leading into the new year by a fancy, handwritten invitation, delivered individually by Giles. BLACK TIE, the invite says. LET'S MAKE IT A GOOD YEAR, DAWG.

Upon arrival, it's plain to see the Operating Theatre has gotten a glow up since last visited. The amphitheater stairs serve as a dramatic entrance to walk through, the main floor usually designed for holding cadavers for dissection instead replaced with a dance floor. Everything is black, white, and as silver as surgery tools, the room seemingly a great deal larger than when it was last observed β€”Β though, maybe that's your eyes playing tricks on you. Don't worry about it!

Celebrate instead, ringing in the new year with loud, Eurodance music and American rock, bodies dancing together for one last hurrah of 2006. In true Saltburnt fashion, there's a snack spread on the organized operating tables β€”Β Vietnamese spring rolls, glass noodles, Prosecco jello shots to go with the tall flutes of champagne passed around on silver plates. Additionally, there are some silver platters circling the venue full of tall mounds of white, powdery cocaine, already spliced into lines for convenience. The name of the game is indulgence, as ever, getting one's worst habits out of the way to make room for better, healthier choices in the new year.

For the last hour of the year, a mock time ball in the shape of an magic 8-ball is set up in the center of the room, slowly inching up as time ticks down. At 11:59, the ball reaches its zenith, much more rapidly moving the other way as the countdown starts. Once the countdown drops to the 10s, everyone in the room is pairing up in couples (or trios?) to kiss at the strike of midnight, loudly chanting the last five numbers in chanting succession, 3, 2, 1, and happy new year!

Several things happen at once, following your kiss, or the strike of midnight if you're more of a lone wolf. Firstly, everyone's clothes disappear, left completely naked in the theatre. Any fabric they might think to dress themselves in will miraculously disappear once they put it on, and any attempts to escape the room are likewise barred, doors unopenable for the time being. At the same time, the 8-ball which reached the bottom of its stand rolls over, presenting its windowed side to all who look upon it β€”Β and all who look upon it will see one of 20 different instructions.

For a fun game, roll a d20 and see what you get!



































Naturally, the doors only permit you to leave after achieving whatever challenge the 8-ball gave you, where you can run nakedly back to your room and find some clothes, saying goodnight to a wonderful year. Any and all party poopers uninterested in taking part will be let go an hour or so post midnight β€”Β approximately when it stops being funny.






NEW YEAR, NEW ME


CONTENT WARNINGS: homophobia, misogyny, implied grooming, cultural insensitivity.

New year is a time for new beginnings, and it's no surprise that many resolutions involve the bettering of one's self. Exercise and eating healthy are all usual suspects, but what if you could take a little something that did it all for you, effort-free? New Years Resolutions the easy way β€”Β try ReSculpt, an organic supplement using exotic kinds of sea kelp, as provided by Portia's personal life coach SHAMAN LEAF, for making a better you. Fat melts away and wrinkles smooth out, complexions clear and muscles strengthen, all with the help of this miraculous product! Simply apply the topical ointment on yourself, and watch a new and improved you emerge β€” even those of you who wouldn't choose it willingly can take part, as it's stocked in every bathroom, in the shape of an ordinary lotion bottle.

Of course, it doesn't only effect your looks. The road to a better you requires a full makeover, changing you from the inside out. Be the son your father always wanted, or the wife your husband deserves β€” become a better partner, a better housewife, a better soldier, a better friend. Whatever any of that means to you, whether changing your style or the people you're attracted to, this magical lotion seems to clear it up and straighten you out, turn you into a true, decent member of polite upperclass society. Even Portia in the days following New Years appears younger, nearly like a girl in her teens thanks to the power of ReSculpt. On your journey to self-improvement, you might feel inclined to sign up for Shaman Leaf's 12-step guide to proper English behaviors, including lessons in etiquette, fine dining, lovemaking with respectful hands-on accompaniment, and a suggested sizable donation on towards Shaman Leaf's travel fund. All of it concludes in a graduation for the enlistees in the form of a debutante ball.

Not to worry if you didn't take the course β€” all are welcome to witness the caterpillar become the butterfly in this re-introduction to society in one of Saltburnt's many exemplary ballrooms. As opposed to the more carefree party that welcomed in the year, the debutante ball is steeped in the premeditated societal structures of an aristocratic family, everything proper and regal by design, complete with huge, expensive dresses and expertly tailored, starch-collared suits. Luckily, ReSculpt will see to everyone conforming to the expectations of society, without complaint. Unluckily, the side effects seem to kick in at the debutante ball.

Step one: paranoia. Is this who you really are? What happened to the person you were a few days ago? Where did everything that made you who you are go? Dread creeps in, a discordant note, a cold breeze. Step two: touch repulsion. The dances at the ball are all respectful, leaving plenty of room for Jesus, flirty little wrist touches and soft, careful hands β€” and you're disgusted by wanting more, confused by it. Consumed by it? Scared of it. The sick touch of skin on skin is as offensive as it is arousing, like gripping ice cubes in your hand and flinching at the numbing, burning pain. Step three: hallucinations. You turn in a dance and the hand that slips into yours is more bone than flesh. The ballroom itself seems to grow more decayed than decadent, ghosts and horrifying faces spliced between the crowd, all looking at you, angry and disturbed. Is that face looking back at you your own? Can your friends tell you from a doppelgΓ€nger? Who even are you anymore?

And finally, step four: rehab. As it turns out, Shaman Leaf is not actually a good guy. That is, he's not a guy at all but a pΓΊca, here to unleash a humble amount of chaos and then quickly skedaddle while the iron's still hot, escaping with mischievous shapeshifting behaviors through the closest door, galloping to the forest. Though his exit from the premises doesn't clear up the effects of ReSculpt, it's nothing a little week spent very fashionably in rehab can't clear up. Going cold turkey is the only way to remove it from your system β€” and you do want to remove it from your system. A depleting supply will force you into withdrawals regardless, in the form of continued paranoia and hallucinations, acting hot and cold with touch, alternating between your true self and ReSculpt self, fevers, nosebleeds, puking, and blacking out. A good detox for the new year.



DIRECTORY


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[personal profile] masticated 2025-03-01 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I will, but -

[peering down at her feet, it dawns on him that maybe they shouldn't be going anywhere just yet. he runs options over in his head, several of them circling around what they shouldn't (i want to kiss her, i want to break her, i want to-) and he's pulling his sweatshirt off to hold it up over her head.]

- you must be cold. Lift up your arms, [nicely, gently, he waits for her to do as she's told] there you go. [then he's fixing her up, pulling her hair out from around the collar and smoothing it out.]

Why don't you put some shoes on, huh? Then I'll take you to breakfast.
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[personal profile] involuntary 2025-03-01 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ lottie doesn't really have a reason not to trust him, she can't know what intentions lie in his heart, so it's an easy enough decision to lift her arms when she's told. to let him pull the clothing over her head and tip her chin forward so that he can untuck her hair from the collar, and she smiles gratefully as she huddles up in the sweater.

if this a hallucination, or a vision, or whatever the fuck it might be, it's at least nice to be in one where she's being treated kindly. and if it's not, well it can't hurt to make a friend. ]


The room I woke up in, it's back this way. [ lottie gestures back down the hallway where she came from. she doesn't think that it's far, but then it's hard to actually tell. it could have been minutes that she wandered to get here, it could have been hours, but she's pretty sure that she can find the way back at least.

and as for the man with her, she tilts her head in the direction that she pointed, taking a couple of meandering steps away but watching saber still. ]
Are you going to come? Or should I meet you back here.
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[personal profile] masticated 2025-03-02 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[her naivety is appealing, insomuch that she takes his words to heart without thinking about what he might want from her. she doesn't think twice about how he smiles at her or seemingly helps her. he is helping her, he thinks. helping her into whatever direction he wants her to go. some of great's words echo in his head but they're snuffed out: something something stop doing shit like this.

no, he won't. he's at her heel already, a hand at the small of her back to encourage her to continue.
]

I'll come with you. Is that the room you'll be staying in?

[saber probably talks so much so people don't get caught up on the things he says. his words are never rushed despite the sheer amount of them, he speaks clearly.]

Or do you hate it? Sometimes people switch around, that's why I'm askin', 'cause I'd wanna know where you stay. [ah] In case you need anything.
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[personal profile] involuntary 2025-03-03 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I'll stay in it, if I'm going to be here for a while. It was chosen for me.

[ because lottie is a firm believer in reason these days, and if she woke up in that room and not another one, it must be where she is supposed to be. just like the fact that this stranger stumbled upon her, and now he's proving to be beyond helpful. there's a comfort in 'everything for a reason', a familiarity that lottie is quick to reach for again, in the confusion of everything.

she doesn't mind the hand on her back, or at least, lottie doesn't seem to notice. her expression grows more focused as she leads the way down the hall, bordering on confused in some moments, but in the end it's only a short walk and a couple of turns before lottie finds the correct door. she knows, because she'd scratched small, deep grooves into the door frame in case she needed to find her way back. ]


Come in, I'll just be a minute.

[ mostly because she has to dig through the closet again, and see if there's anything less grime-covered that she can wear. lottie's own boots sit abandoned on the floor, dirty and beat-up, the room largely undisturbed outside of the path that lottie took to the shower and back again. but she didn't want to put her dirty clothes back on again after her first hot shower in a long time, and she doesn't want to put the boots on now, so she bends over to rifle through the bottom of the closet until she finds something suitable, a pristine white pair of sneakers that look so clean lottie can't quite believe it. ]

Am I stealing someone else's clothes?

[ it doesn't entirely seem to bother lottie, but she would at least like to know. ]
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[personal profile] masticated 2025-03-04 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[it was chosen for me. the way she says that, or maybe it's just her tone, rings some bells in his head. nothing about the way they arrive is special, and it isn't like saber is especially attached to his. there's no way for him to really remember where lottie's room is until he catches the grooves scratched into wood. smart, but easy to spot.

tapping his hand on the doorframe on the way in, he kicks away a scrap of wood.
]

Terrible first impressions if you ask me. They'll clean the place up nice soon.

[they always do. he wanders around the room with an aimless sort of energy, taking everything in and looking like he's doing nothing at the same time. poking around and opening drawers that are empty when lottie voices her concerns, he looks over his shoulder, eyes narrowing.]

Maybe. Who cares? There's tons more where those came from. Put 'em on, we gotta get some food in you.
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[personal profile] involuntary 2025-03-05 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ he wanders the room in a way that makes lottie want to watch, though she can't really speak to why. she does it anyway, eyes following his movements, curious but only a little attentive, caught between several thoughts at once. he reminds her of the goal in mind here though, the food, so she quickly nods and starts to tug the shoes on.

maybe they're supposed to be a gift. lottie isn't sure, but she murmurs a quick word of thanks all the same, hand pressed flat against the door of the cupboard before she stands up. ]


It's alright, I've stayed in worse. [ she says it like it's a joke, though saber isn't invited into the punchline and lottie doesn't plan on elaborating any further. she just smiles, a little tug of the corner of her mouth that's almost but not quite a smirk, huddling the sweater tight around her again as she readies to leave the room once more. ] So what else should I know about this place?
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[personal profile] masticated 2025-03-18 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[attention is drawn to where she's lingered too long, studying the cupboard as if it's now a foreign object. did she see something he didn't? no, there isn't anything there. something special about the way she does that. what is she saying thank you to? he'll store it away for later, to ask about over breakfast.]

Oh yeah? It's easy to get worse than this.

[the manor is the top of the top even with the disarray. endless halls, countless rooms, a substantial amount of food. he leads her back into the halls, toward breakfast.]

Weird shit happens once a month. I think. I haven't been there that long, so don't trust me there, okay? [nice to throw in doubt in his words. it makes him sound more genuine.] You know about magic? I mean, are you from a world with magic? 'Cause that's everywhere here.
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[personal profile] involuntary 2025-03-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well. Depends on what you mean by magic I guess...and depends on who you ask.

[ it's a question with a more complicated answer than saber probably expected β€” it should be a simple yes or no, right? is it magic that speaks to lottie through the wind, is it magic that lets some entity reach out and touch her, or is it just power?

some of the others would say neither, and the ones who believe along with her are too far away to back lottie up, but then it doesn't really matter what they'd say anyway. lottie knows the truth of it, she knows what she's heard, what she's seen, what It has shown her. ]


There's something out there. I think it... [ she's aware of how it sounds, enough that she hesitates, awkward, but magic is real here and saber is kind enough that she's only a little bashful as she continues, eyes on her feet and the hallway rather than him all the same. ] ...speaks to me. Or it used to, at least.
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[personal profile] masticated 2025-03-21 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Who am I askin'? [shoulder to shoulder, much too close for strangers but saber makes it feel natural.] Special powers, superheroes, witchy woo-woo, whatever you wanna call it.

[but then lottie's eyes get distant, like she's recalling memories. or trying to hide embarrassment from him. whatever she's saying she believes it. immediately more intrigued (or at least he makes himself sound that way), hoping to coax out more of a confession:]

What did it say to you?
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[personal profile] involuntary 2025-03-22 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I know it sounds crazy.

[ because she really does, it's just that what it sounds like never mattered as much in the wilderness as their survival. here it's different, talking about it surrounded by civilisation, new faces, it feels--strange. it feels crazy β€” but lottie knows what she saw and knows what she heard.

she doesn't mean to huddle closer, not consciously, but lottie does it anyway, shoulders hunched and arm pressed up beside saber's, as if proximity will somehow help him understand what she's trying to say. as if it will help him believe her. ]


It told me how to keep us alive, keep us safe. It...taught me how to protect us, I think. It's not magic, just...something. A power, maybe.
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[personal profile] masticated 2025-03-29 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[it - she sounds crazy. saber doesn't throw that word around often (too much time in the fun house) but unless she has a power she hasn't awakened yet and her world was "normal", she sounds like she has some loose screws. not unlike him, except he's never hallucinated anything.]

No, no, I believe you. If it kept you alive, maybe it brought you here, too.

[how crazy does crazy go? saber wants to find out. they talk idly on the way to breakfast, with saber asking key questions to urge more of an explanation from her. he points out themed rooms, directions he isn't sure are correct, at least making a point to get her eyes on the kitchen. can't have her going hungry.]