𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

[money]

NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[adorne]

[ Oberyn has to wonder whether or not he's meant to drink as many times as he's fathered kids or just the one time, he settles for a good long drink already feeling the affects of the last several he's had to partake in. ]

I have eight. That I know of.

[pronounce]

( bro is busy )

Do you have a favorite?

[adorne]

I value all of my children, I cannot say... equally, but for their differences in strength and their individuality.

So, the answer is no I do not have a favorite to do so would negate the things about them that I love.

[semicharmed]

--Wait, what?

[ Matt interjects, from a little ways off. Not like he notices when Oberyn walks in a room or anything. ]

How old are you?

[adorne]

[ Oh, look who it is. This one makes himself known more often than not, and were he a puppy Oberyn might liken this to him pissing on his leg and trying to be territorial. ]

What does that have to do with anything?

[semicharmed]

[ Matt doesn't have a possessive bone in his body, at least. But a puppylike bone ... ]

I guess--

Where I come from, most men don't have that number of kids that they're aware of before 45.

[adorne]

You must have magic of the mind as well. Your best guess to my age is quite close, I am of my 42nd year, but a man can father children while still with the face of a babe.