𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

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NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[dead_tongue]

Everyone gets scared sometimes!

[viver]

[ A soft shrug, not a hint of gravity in his tone. ]

I must be no one, then.

[dead_tongue]

Noooo, don't say that. You're someone. You're a special someone.

I mean human people all feel fear. Well. Almost all of them, anyway.

[viver]

I know they do.

What makes me special?

[ :) ]

[dead_tongue]

Everything. You're beautiful and strange. You're inhuman, but we crave you like plants crave sunlight.

[viver]

You don't have to crave me, love. You have me. [ The back of his finger runs down Iggy's cheek. ] You belong to him, but you have me.

[dead_tongue]

I'm grateful. But I don't feel I have a right to you at all.

[viver]

[ Oh, Iggy. Now Zephir's hand is cupping his face. ]

You don't have a choice.

[ why is he such a freak i'm sorry ]

[dead_tongue]

I don't?

[Scared. Horny.]

[viver]

No, you don't.

Does that change things?

[dead_tongue]

No. Not at all.

[A tentative kiss.]

[viver]

[ A kiss it is. ]

Good.

It's your turn.

[dead_tongue]

Oh. Okay.

Never have I ever been in love.

[viver]

[ Sigh. There goes a drink, smiling down at him. ]

That was devious.

[dead_tongue]

Thank you.

[viver]

You're welcome.

Never have I ever been possessed.

[dead_tongue]

Meanie.

[Sipsipsip.]

Never have I ever... seen the dawn of man.

[viver]

[ Laughing, he drinks. ]

Never have I ever had a childhood.

[dead_tongue]

[More sips.]

And it was a lovely one!

Never have I ever grown a garden.

[viver]

You should. [ And he drinks. ] Though you'd get bored immediately, I'm sure.

[dead_tongue]

I'm not very good with living things.

[viver]

Hmm.

Never have I ever killed anyone.

[dead_tongue]

Neither have I. Oh my goodness!

[viver]

Sounds like you're good enough where it matters, then.

[dead_tongue]

I try to be.