𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

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NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[chokedout]

I'm getting us some play cuffs.

[longlegs]

Nooo, my winstreak!

[chokedout]

I'll let you arrest me in retuuuurn.

[longlegs]

Haven't I done that already?

[chokedout]

Not with a cute little costume on, you haven't.

[longlegs]

Fine, I'll put it on the list.

Your turn to play.

[chokedout]

I'm so bad this kind of game. I'm too much a whore and a freak.

Never have I ever lived a truly vanilla life? I don't know.

[longlegs]

Both of which are totally lacking around this place, am I right.

[ Anyway! She's drinking. ]

Never have I ever... Been a singer.

[ Except as a family name, ahem. ]

[chokedout]

I haven't had a boyband life that I can remember.

[But he probably sang once upon a time. But does that count? He doesn't drink.]

Never have I ever... looked so good as a blonde as my wife does?

[longlegs]

... that one makes my brain hurt.

[ Does she... drink... she's had so many already. Thinking is hard. ]

[chokedout]

[There is a forehead kiss incoming.]

[longlegs]

[ o-oh. ]

Still kinda hurts.

[ More please. ]

[chokedout]

Well.

[Smooch. Smooch.]

Better?

[Smooch. Smooch. Smooch.]

How about now?

[longlegs]

It's working, I think.

[ they're so gross 😔 ]

Hmm. My lips are a little dry, though.

[chokedout]

[Right before a tender kiss, he licks over her lips like a gremlin; but nurses them sweetly soon after.

Then boops a kiss to her nose.]

Now how are we feeling?