𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

[money]

NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[homosexuals]

I don't remember you ever complaining. The flexing is usually more on the opposite side, actually.

[hymen]

[ this is humiliating. ]

Can I fuck you next time?

[homosexuals]

Now you want a next time?

[hymen]

[ don't embarrass him when he's being vulnerable and asking for ass!!!!!!!! ]

Technically it can be classified as a first time.

[homosexuals]

You're serious about it?

[hymen]

About topping you? I mean. Yeah.

[ ???????? hawk shut up ur so sexy ]

If you hate it, we never have to do it again. But I don't think you will. And it's better if it's with someone who knows what they're doing, at least if it's your first time.

[homosexuals]

You could come sit on my face. That's practically topping.

[hymen]

[ ok he gets it, you're scared of anything touching ur asshole ]

My tongue works, too.

[homosexuals]

Don't I know it.

...You'd eat me out too?

[hymen]

That might actually be the place to start. You only get my tongue until I feel like you've earned more.

[ read: until he feels like u won't have a 1950s style mental breakdown in the sheets. ]

[homosexuals]

Give me the usual and - a finger. Maybe. And I'd think about it.

[hymen]

Okay. Sure. Whenever you feel like it.

[ he'll now sit here in horny hell until u open the gates to paradise to him. ]

[homosexuals]

What if I told you I'd even let you do it tonight so long as you come to - and stay at - the chapel with us?

Priest's quarters are still intact.

[hymen]

[ all men do is lie ]

You can't seriously be holding your asshole hostage right now. I'm offering to do you a favor.

[homosexuals]

I'm not holding it hostage. I'm making you a very reasonable offer.

[hymen]

You can take your offer and go fuck yourself with it. Maybe on the same pew Danny killed me on, if you haven't already pulled it up for weapons.

[homosexuals]

Whole place was refurbished.

I burned that one first, by the way.

Worried you might be jealous if I go fuck myself, though.

[hymen]

My fucking hero.

[ if only destruction wasn't so romantic to him. ]

That might actually be the best way to start. I can just tell you what to do. And watch.

[homosexuals]

Just watch?

[hymen]

You think you've earned more than that?

[homosexuals]

If I say yes you're gonna tell me why I'm wrong, so no comment.

[hymen]

Half the fun is trying something new, Hawk. Take it from someone who never says no to anything in the bedroom.

[homosexuals]

I try new things. I'm just the one in charge of them.

[hymen]

[ u and ash start a control freak club when ]

Why do you have to be in charge?

[homosexuals]

Because I'm good at it.

You tried out your Christmas gifts yet, or what?