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NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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Never have I ever broken someone's heart.

( citations missing )

[ ... drinks. Then sighs. ]

It's inevitable, kinda. I think.

For you? ( too intimately forward, maybe. alina gives her the escape of: ) Or for everyone?

Okay, ouch. [ Not how Alina meant it, but the previous shots are shottin'. ] For everyone. People always mess up somehow. In relationships.

( it's likely not helpful to clarify she'd meant cellar looks more like the heartbreaker type than the heartbroken sort, so: )

"Messing up" is usually something like spilling paint on their sweater, or saying the wrong thing to hurt their feelings, not — ( a useless, fumbling gesture of her fingers. ) "Oops, I crushed your heart under my boot and ground it into fine powder, just in case."

[ woooow— ]

I mean... sometimes you just realize you don't want the same things.

[ bitch u live like this ]

Breaking your own heart doesn't count. Just to be clear.

( clocked from ten miles away )

Don't worry. I'm an equal opportunity heartbreaker.

[a slow, regretful drink.]

Some people hide it better than others.

Some people never had a heart to break at all.

What about yours?

Mine?

( she has to take only a few short moments to take the measure of it, almost matter-of-fact: )

Uniquely used to disappointment.

Hope breeds eternal misery, or at least that's what I used to think.

But not always. Sometimes people surprise you.

Not on purpose.

Doesn't that make it worse?

[Sips.]

( of course. she could have predicted that. alina doesn't ask for the death toll of hearts alia has knowingly crushed — only purses her mouth, unimpressed. drily: )

I'm shocked.

My mother's. [Setting down the shot glass.] Or at least her heartfelt hopes for me.

Do I go next?

Doubtfully not the only one.

( alina's included, more than once. she shrugs a shoulder, forcibly nonchalant. )

If you'd like.

[A quiet, sideways look.] Perhaps. That's the one I thought of, first. More so here, I think.

Never have I ever...ridden a horse.

( rudely, she wonders if it's even possible. jessica's heart seems encased in impenetrable ice — or perhaps it's just alina's misfortune to be on the receiving end of her arctic stares. with a glowering look, she washes down the thought with a drained shot glass, hardly flinching at the burn in her throat. saltburnt's rich liquor goes down smoothly — nothing like the grit of ravka's cheap, quick alternatives. )

That's cheating. You've seen me disappear into the stables before.