𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

[money]

NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[dead_tongue]

Cool. I already think of you as being that close to me, really.

Why?

[longlegs]

[ Aw. ] Same.

Because he hurt you, that's why.

[dead_tongue]

Cellar... [He's gonna cry!]

[longlegs]

Yeah, yeah.

[ Totally misinterpreting Iggy's expression as 'don't kick his ass, I like him!!' ]

[dead_tongue]

You're the best friend a boy could ever ask for.

[longlegs]

[ Oh. Oh! ]

So I have your permission to go kick him?

[dead_tongue]

If you really want to, but know that I disapprove.

[longlegs]

You can't give me permission and disapprove, Iggy.

[dead_tongue]

I can so. I'm a complex and fascinating individual!

[longlegs]

No! I need to be able to tell him that his ass-whooping was Iggy approved.

[dead_tongue]

Noooo!

I know he's weird, but he's wonderful, too. And I know he can't love me like a human person can, but I believe he cares for me.

[longlegs]

[ Ugh. Uuugh. ]

Fine.

[dead_tongue]

Thank you.

Really.