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♡♡♡ CLEAN(ISH) SECTION ♡♡♡
CHARACTER NAME: Klaus Mikaelson
CHARACTER CANON: The Vampire Diaries universe
CURRENT AGE: 1,046
BIRTHDATE: 11/11 (headcanon because i say so and i know best)
ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio

SEXUALITY: Heteroflexible
GENDER: Male
HEIGHT: 5'11"
BUILD: Well-built, lean-muscled, strong but stronger than he looks.
APPEARANCE: Relaxed, predatory, composed, confident, clean unless he's covered in blood (and usually enjoying it).
VOICE: Accented, verbose, melodic, often softly deceptive or pitched with sarcasm.
BODY HAIR: Not counting his constant and well-maintained facial scruff, naturally some.
SCENT: Woodsy and clean. Cedar, cardamon, amber, a hint of citrus.

OUTFIT STYLE: Casual and usually dark. Trousers, straight-leg jeans, long-sleeved tops (henleys a favorite), black and earth-toned jackets, always boots. Beaded necklaces, slim, silver chains, and the occasional pendant, usually Viking in origin.
SCARS: Time fades those.
PIERCINGS: None.
TATTOOS: A triangle on the back of his right shoulder (representing Elijah, Rebekah, and himself) and a birds of a feather tattoo down his left arm.
OTHER BODILY MODIFICATIONS: n/a
OTHER NOTABLE PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS: He's a vampire and werewolf hybrid. Some characteristics include: darkened veins around his eyes, black scleras, golden pupils, two sets of fangs, claws, fur, etc.

VICES OF CHOICE: Alcohol, blood, maiming, torture, death.
HYGIENIC ROUTINE: Daily shower, hair-styling, beard maintenance.
OTHER DAILY HABITS: Reading, sketching/painting, being a bad influence.
SLEEPING HABITS: A light sleeper given his enhanced senses. Given his stamina and recovery time, he also does not sleep much: likely 4-5 hours a night.

♡♡♡ DIRTY SECTION ♡♡♡
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Prefers anyone who catches his eye, though women usually snare his attentions.
WHERE THEY FALL ON THE D/S SPECTRUM NORMALLY: Dominant, though he is a yearner. Service-topping always in his heart, for his own satisfaction of giving pleasure. He will submit (though not without a fight) only to those he trusts and deems worthy.
PENIS SIZE: 7-8" because he can grow a little, respectable girth.
PUBIC HAIR: Yes, trimmed.
CIRCUMCISED?: No.

UNDERWEAR PREFERENCE: Sometimes boxer briefs, sometimes nothing.
SLEEPWEAR PREFERENCE: Shirtless sometimes, no underwear, pajama pants.
WHAT WAS THEIR FIRST TIME LIKE?: An impulsive, lusty experience in the woods with a village girl. Passionate, incredible, but far too quick. He sought to repeat this experience over and over, very greedily.
BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE: Too many to possibly identify.
WORST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE: See above, though at this point, he's confident that he's talented and experienced enough to turn anything around.

PREFERRED SEX FREQUENCY: Depends. He can and will go all day and all night, if he wants to. He does not always want to, nor are his partners usually capable of it.
MASTURBATION HABITS: Occasionally. Klaus' relationship with sex is a healthy one, but gone are the days when self-pleasuring took up a regular portion of his time.
FAVORITE POSITION: His head between a woman's legs, doggy, all of them.
FAVORITE PLACE TO HAVE SEX: Anywhere, but a bed is convenient.
FAVORITE KINKS: Blood play, marking/biting, cumplay, overstimulation, sexual exhaustion, BDSM (pain play with praise/rewards), all the possibilities.
KINKS THEY'VE TRIED AND HATED: Body waste. Not that into daddy or mommy kink.
FAVORITE TOYS: His own hands, whips, and canes. Loves to watch a woman on a vibrator.

SENSITIVE AREAS: Nape of his neck, behind his ears, hands, anywhere on the way to his cock.
TURN-ONS: People who roast him, people who praise him, beautiful women and their soft, soft hair, necks he can bite, loyalty, honesty, intellectual conversation.
TURN-OFFS: See below.
TRIGGERS: Deception and humiliation.
SOMETHING THEY WANT TO TRY BUT HAVEN'T: rolodex of kinks tried at max
NUMBER ONE FANTASY: Love.
AFTER-SEX HABITS: Aftercare in the form of kisses, soothing touches, and embraces. Pillow talk and sleep, if he likes their company enough.

♡♡♡ SALTBURNT MISCELLANEOUS ♡♡♡
WEIRDEST PLACE IN THE MANOR THEY'VE HAD SEX: Outside in the commune, with Roza, during WW 2025. A close second: on the commune outskirts with Caroline, against a tree, pre-WW 2025.
BEST MEMORY: Seeing his daughter again :')
FAVORITE ROOM: His room.
FAVORITE NPC: The ones he feeds from like sippy cups.
FREQUENCY IN OTHERWORLD: Rarely.
KARAOKE SONG OF CHOICE: you can't make him

Edited 2025-11-28 23:23 (UTC)

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