𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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Ren O'Neill 🐺 open

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[longlegs]

[ A recording of her voice, kinda audibly in the middle of some phone sex: ]

I don't want to let any of it to go to waste, babe. I wanna be good.

[ and end. ]

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ oh this is like christmas ]

You havin' fun there, love?

[longlegs]

[ A while later ... She realizes what happened. Oops. (But if Ren got that recording, what happened to the person it was actually meant for?) ]

Hi! Uhh. Yeah, I was, actually.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Good.

[ For all of Ren's many flaws, she's never begrudged the people she's interested in getting with other people.]

You sound real pretty all wound up and needy like that. Focused on being a Good Girl for someone.

Just a shame it wasn't me.

[longlegs]

You think it's a shame? [ Oh, well. Let her play along then. ] Because, like ... we can fix that.

[wicka]

[ from a completely different conversation, ]

I think I just want to make them bleed
And know it was me
But that's horrible

[ragesagainsttheodds]

im kinkshaming u
STOP ✋️

[wicka]

What?

[ Since when would the person he's talking to say that?

Wait, who was he talking to again? ]

Ren WTF that wasn't for u!
It's not even like that!

[ragesagainsttheodds]

LOOK
just make sure you get tested regularly is all I ask ok
there's funky stuff in blood as well as cum

[wicka]

Jesus I'm not actually out here trying to drink anyone's blood
I'm not a fucking vampire