𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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Armand - ota

[nishtha]

nsfw link

[temporicide]

When are you going to come make a mess of me again? That's the way I should always look.

[nishtha]

I have to agree. Look at those pretty tits. I bet you taste delicious, too.

[temporicide]

[ Four texts in rapid succession: ]

You should have that on your mind from

Wait

Oh wow, these phones

Hi. Thank you. My original message stands.

[ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

[nishtha]

Hello, cherry blossom. Showing off for someone other than me?

[temporicide]

Not anymore. Now they're just for you. But I like sending these kinds of things, and getting them, too, so you know. If you're ever of a mind...

[nishtha]

Any requests? I have a mind to give you whatever you want..

[temporicide]

I just want to see you come. With yourself, with someone you like. That's my favorite. I like controlling it, too.

Even if I am a jealous, jealous girl, and I'll wish it were from me. (You should know this about me.)

nsfw link

[nishtha]

[ Give him a moment to go through his image gallery. Then he sends over a short video, leaving whether she recognises Parisa up to fate. ]

I'll keep that in mind. If it would make you feel better, we can make your wish reality.

[temporicide]

[ Oops, hoisted on her own horny petard, and a little less articulate for it. ]

That's a good one
Really good. She's good at it, too.

I want it to be reality, please. Do you want me to say please when I want things?

[nishtha]

No, darling. I want you to want what you want, shamelessly. Loudly. Demand it.

v mildly gore/nsfw

[rehandle]

Saw this hanging in the hall and thought of you.

[ Image loading... ]

[nishtha]

You'd like me to put my fingers in your most vital and intimate places? You just need to ask, honey.

[rehandle]

Little late for that now, isn't it?

[ Except that is most certainly not her number, or her handle. ]

Fuck.

[nishtha]

Lots of that going round.

[ Fucking, wrong numbers. ]

Tell me more about this desire for internal congress. Is it something to do with being a doctor? Crossed wires?

au | nsfw link

[kobes]

yeah took them after i rode him dry and left the mess for his sister
u think i'm an amateur??

[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]

they fit nice i think

[nishtha]

I knew it!!! You greedy little slut!

[kobes]

[oops.]

oops 🥰

they're pretty and they fit me better 😌

[nishtha]

You could at least have sat on my face wearing them.

[kobes]

awwww 🥹 you say the sweetest things and i can't get mad at you

i still could, you know. still wearing them
if ur sister didn't suck the soul outta you yet

[nishtha]

Oh please, you know it would take more than that to stop me eating you out.

[kobes]

hmmmmmmmmm do i know that?
might need you to remind me 🥰🥰🥰

[nishtha]

Then get back here, thief.

[kobes]

or what?
you gonna make me, baby?
chase me down and tear them off with your teeth?

[nishtha]

I'm starting to think it'll be necessary. Though it'll be a shame, they're some of Parisa's favourites.