𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

teddie weston-price | original

[chokedout]

[longlegs]

im sure he'll do it again! maybe just
after he figures out how to not break asses anymore?

[chokedout]

a broken ass is a serious thing

[longlegs]

[ Oh thank god, this she can salvage. ]

yeah no kidding
my friends need to stop jumping ass first into these situations i swear

[chokedout]

Serious question

[longlegs]

uh oh

i give up trying to remember

[chokedout]

who wears the title of ass destroyer

[longlegs]

idk some hippie bear my friend was into

[chokedout]

wait are you talking about iggy

[longlegs]

oh he told you too huh

[chokedout]

i didnt know the bear was a hippie tho
that's cute im picturing a little groovy headband and peace pendant

[longlegs]

i wonder if he was a lumberjack too
are there lumberjack hippies? there should be
anyway don't let anyone break your ass teddie
i need it

[chokedout]

it is surprising that to this day my ass has remained unbroken
despite the trials it has faced

i shall continue to protect it, if only for you

[longlegs]

want me to put a little stamp on it so people know to handle with care?

[chokedout]

i'll get the sharpie

[longlegs]

i was thinking more like lipstick

[chokedout]

this is why youre the brains in this relationship

[longlegs]

i have my moments
rarely but i do have them!

[chokedout]

surprise me with what color it is ♥