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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[medals]

awh princess

i never wanted to see you again ever

[temporicide]

I could tell. But things are different this time, so it might be inevitable.

[medals]

don’t you have a husband to look after

[temporicide]

Yes, I do. Do you think they'll get along? I think they might.

[medals]

at your funeral, maybe

[temporicide]

Always with the death threats. But I guess it's been your life lately, right? I should have put it together when somebody killed my old director. Who else would have stabbed that old man over 70 times for me?

[medals]

was that before or after my psychiatrist? my exes? must have been after my old college professor at least

it’s a busy hobby :)

[temporicide]

I don't know how he even knew. I mean, I'm grateful. But how do you find people to do it? Is it just anyone who bothers either of you?

[medals]

you didn’t get the personal touch? men really aren’t shit

[temporicide]

No, not at all! We hadn't really seen each other as much, and I didn't know about it. But I'm glad I do know, now that we're back together. And I'm glad it happened to your exes and psychiatrists and things, if they did you wrong.

[medals]

roza you’re smarter than that

[temporicide]

Who told you that?

[medals]

your grandma :)

when he puts you down, he won’t even kiss you goodbye

[temporicide]

The second lie is only slightly funnier than the first. But why do you think so?

[medals]

now roza, have i ever lied to you?

[temporicide]

Well, yes.

[medals]

i have literally never lied to you once

[temporicide]

The only people Grandmother calls smart are 19th century war criminals.

[medals]

in front of you, maybe

[temporicide]

I guess! I mean, I get what you're going for, but

You can't make me doubt him. I really wish it didn't bother you that he loves me, but isn't it better if more people love him? Not fewer?

[medals]

maybe you should have made an effort when it mattered :)

anyway, to answer your question: he won’t love anything that won’t love us both.

[temporicide]

You have things between you that are just for you, that you do with and for him that I don't or can't do. I understand that. But the same goes for us. There are things he needs from me that you can't be. Why do we have to fight about it?

Besides, you would hate it if I loved you. Cat in a bath.

[medals]

there’s nothing in this world he can’t get from me :)
nothing.

[temporicide]

You know that's not true.

[medals]

elaborate