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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[mygoodsir]

Intimately. Whether or not that's a good thing is probably up for debate.

You too, then.

[ripher]

I'm being given something of a crash course in the subject.

[mygoodsir]

They swarmed you, did they?

[ripher]

Without ceasing. How are you supposed to keep up?

[mygoodsir]

I drink a lot of water and demand breaks. You just phrase it so they think you're punishing them, that makes it kinky, apparently.

[ripher]

[ He's not not taking notes. ]

That's clever. Are they all so demanding?

[mygoodsir]

I'm a terribly clever fellow on my good days.

Yes. Some can be distracted if you ask for their fantasy shopping lists.

Are you also dick deep in young ladies, or are you keeling that to a more appropriate age bracket?

[ripher]

[ Jesus Christ. ]

I don't think that's any of your business.

[mygoodsir]

That's a yes, then.

Steady on, Rupert. Drink lots of water and something to replenish your electrolytes.

[ripher]

That's your advice as a doctor, is it?

[mygoodsir]

It is indeed.