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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

john murphy | the 100

[wrackful]

nsfw link

[ragesagainsttheodds]

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like this but ur the girl

[wrackful]

Wrong number.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

excuse u????
i pegged you
dont give me 'wrong number'

[wrackful]

Yeah, that makes it a definite on the wrong number, actually.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

??????????

[wrackful]

[Christ.]

No offense to whoever you gave that no doubt world-rocking experience to, but it wasn't me.

nsfw link

[dwelt]

The parties get better every year. Did you get your invitation?

[wrackful]

[Yikes.]

Wrong number.

[dwelt]

Is it?

[was this done on purpose or by accident no one will ever know.]

I guess so. Forget I said anything.

[wrackful]

What, feel like adding ten rounds of mistaken identity to your weird party games? I already hear your name enough at the ones you're not at, man.

[dwelt]

It's more interesting that way, and besides, don't you get curious?

[wrackful]

Nope. Firm believer in the whole cats and getting killed thing. Besides, what's there to be curious about? All these parties are the same.

[dwelt]

Satisfaction brings it back.
Why don't you come find out instead of assuming our family has parties like everyone else? You'll feel better for it. Sleep better too. Experience the Moreaus how they should be.

[wrackful]

A whole 3 texts before you brought the culty vibes! I'm impressed. Maybe next time you can manage 5.

[dwelt]

[ignore!]

That isn't a no.

[wrackful]

Not a direct one, but I'm pretty sure you can read between the lines.

[dwelt]

Do you have a problem with being direct?

[wrackful]

Oh, I really don't think I'm the one with the problem here. Tell me, does the "sleeping better" after these parties include the nighttime walkabouts, or is that special to you only?

[dwelt]

[oh, so that's how he wants to play.]

August special, Murphy.
Not many people know that about me and I intend on keeping it that way. I let you remember.

Don't make me regret it.

[wrackful]

You mean you let me remember how I saved your ass from being char-broiled and almost got mine toasted in the process? Gee, you're so generous. I'm touched.

[dwelt]

Saved me. That's interesting.
You were there just in time. Were you watching me?

[wrackful]

Yeah, because I'm enough of a narcissist to want to watch a guy who looks nearly exactly like me sleep, but not enough to just record myself. Thank god you're around, I'd be having a real tough time without you.

[dwelt]

Good point. Why didn't you?

[wrackful]

I don't know, I guess I've always preferred the 3D experience.