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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[dwelt]

[too drunk to notice or care:]

You'll be blindfolded, so whichever hole I want.
You've always been a fan of toys haven't you?

[medals]

yes 💖

you could fill all of them if you want 🥰

[dwelt]

Yeah? Show me where you want me to start and I'll consider it if you're good.

nsfwww link

[medals]

[just a moment; too quick, actually, if August were sober enough to realise. pre-recorded temptation, meant for someone else's eyes entirely, but Jem's a cunt when she's pissed off - worse when her feelings are hurt - and she never misses an opportunity to be a worse one where possible.

the video is short, a few seconds long. ]

right here ♥

[dwelt]

[a perfect angle and a great body, but this isn't his roza. bleary eyes on a bright screen and he's half hard, wondering how he missed who he's been talking to. it's clear in how long he takes to respond that he's noticed something is off.]

Why did you play along?

[medals]

why not 🥰

[dwelt]

Last I checked you weren't a fan of my wife.

[understatement!]

[medals]

looks like u found the answer all on ur own august

[dwelt]

Seems to me I'm the only one getting anything out of this, Jem.
Unless you think you really did something here.

[medals]

i did, it just doesn’t have anything to do with u :)

anyway, i was bored 2, there’s only so much dry literature a girl can read when she can’t sleep

[dwelt]

It does now.

Thanks for the entertainment :)

[a vaguely threatening smiley as a treat.]

[medals]

and they say chivalry is dead :)