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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[temporicide]

That's why a black card is a girl's other best friend. Third best friend.

Besides, maybe you can dress me up again after. Just how you like me.

[masticated]

And the first and second?

You won't be going home any time soon if I dress you up how I like you.

[temporicide]

Diamonds (whatever) and a rabbit (essential), of course!

But maybe that's part of my plan. How long do you think you'd need?

[masticated]

Yes! Of course.

For you? Start in the gardens and move to my room in between....a few hours. You'll get a break I promise. I'll take good care of you.

[temporicide]

Sounds like you just talked yourself into a date.

If you can catch me out here. Like a garden sprite.

[masticated]

I'll leave my clothes by the gate and hunt you down naked. The Apollo to your Daphne.