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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[rehandle]

[ Uh. Hm.

But at this point the sense of mischief's high, and he doesn't stop himself from recording a voice note and sending it off in response to this chunk of a conversation he was never meant to be privy to. ]

As in, vanish? He sleight of handed your bikini? Did you get this guy's card, he sounds like he'd be fun at parties.

[longlegs]

[ Where is a hole to fall into when you need one ]

Oh my god, I don't even remember recording that. What the fuck is wrong with my phone?

[rehandle]

I don't know, but what's done is done. Did he tell you how he did it?

[longlegs]

He didn't. Hey — you wanna know what's even worse? I never got it back.

[rehandle]

Huh. An elaborate underwear theft scheme. Fascinating the lengths these people go to.

[longlegs]

No kidding. Careful, you might be next.

[rehandle]

Somehow, I doubt that. Though just to be safe, this guy have a name?