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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[duracells]

Good. You shouldn't.

Lots of people turned up at the same time.
The network is probably a little overloaded.
I'm sure things will settle down.

[ is he sure? no, not really, but he's also not about to readily admit that he tried to hack the network and now things are going a little haywire for everyone. it was fine when it was just himself and mila suffering the consequences (actually it was not fine). ]

Where's home for you?

[temporicide]

Little bitty space where West Virginia hits Regular Virginia. Miles away. If you go back further, parts of Russia, the Siberian Far East. But... I've never really been to that one.

But now it's your turn. You know, age, sex, location of origin...

[duracells]

25/M/Canada :)
Quebec, specifically. But I travel sometimes for work, so I'm kind of from all over the place I guess.

I'm Lucien, by the way.

[temporicide]

Roza. And we're just about the same age.

Lucien, I know we just met (and by accident, and over text), but I think you're really nice. Would it be weird for you if I said I'm not going to send that picture to anybody else? I think it should be yours.

[duracells]

Roza with a 'Z'. That's pretty, I like that.

A little weird, but only because I'm not sure I've earned it just for being nice.
At the risk of sounding like a huge virgin though - I'm honored to keep it.
I'd send you something so we're even, but I didn't pack my bikini, so. ;)

[temporicide]

Oh, thank you! I'm named after my mom, but
I like mine better. (Hers is Rosaleen.)

Let's say I'm charmed. Not everybody is so cool with random half-nudes from strangers out of the blue, you know? Nothing too virginal about that. You said you travel a lot for work. What kind of job?

If I send you another one, I'll forgo it entirely. Or maybe just one with my face in it this time.

[duracells]

Rosaleen's pretty too. Is it bad if I like Roza better?
Don't tell your mom.

[ lucien's thumbs do a little dance over his phone screen for a few long seconds while he thinks about how he wants to frame what he does for money. working for henry wright isn't exactly a secret he's meant to keep, but lucien's job is a lot easier if certain people don't know that it's probably better to avoid him - or at the very least, keep their mouths shut about things that should be kept secret when he's around. ]

If we're honest, I can't say I'm too upset about being a wrong number.
I'm a data analyst and a personal assistant.
I go where my boss tells me to. Usually it's wherever he goes too.

A face might make a nice contact pic.
Not that this picture isn't nice.

[temporicide]

I won't tell. Cross my heart. [ If Roza sees her mother again, she is going to engage her in physical combat, but also: a tiny piece of her is pleased whenever someone likes anything about her more than Rosaleen. ]

So it's your boss that brought you here. Sounds demanding (I know how that goes). Is he working you to the bone? You still get to have fun, right?
Please tell me you get to enjoy a little of the manor, or I'll go and petition your boss myself.

And now you have a face to go with the bikini. Do I get one, too, if say please?