𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[chokedout]

to fight god ofc

[duracells]

Oh, yeah. Obviously.
Broom is definitely the weapon of choice.

Are you on the left or the right?
My eyes are brown if that changes anything.

[chokedout]

i guess ur the yellow eyed one then
and definitely not who i thought i was sending this to
but it's fine you can fight god with me

[insert dice roll mechanic that probably isn't cool in pop culture yet bc it's 2007]

[duracells]

Yeah, I think the cell service is struggling a little bit, wires getting crossed etc. Sorry.

[ blame it on shitty service providers, that's believable. ]

I think you're gonna have to roll a nat 20 to beat his armor class.
Are you feeling lucky?

[chokedout]

oh yeah, the sin or win dice loved me

do i lie and say i got 20 or are you actually gonna roll for me