𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[longlegs]

why are you telling me that
especially when it's never stopped YOU before

[deadnerve]

sometimes even we need reminders?

[longlegs]

oh yeah totally
just like you need the snooze button

[deadnerve]

my texts keep going to the wrong people

[longlegs]

oh holy shit you too??
i'm going crazy kier
i sent my sexy cosplay to lucien and now i kinda wanna die

[deadnerve]

aw shit i wanna see
who were you sending it to anyway

[longlegs]

you're not gonna make fun of me are you?

[deadnerve]

you know who you're talking to right now, right

[longlegs]

the guy who makes fun of all my dates?

[deadnerve]

i dont make fun of ALL of them

[longlegs]

[ oh no historically inaccurate meme: ]

X

[ for doubt.

but she sends a few selfies anyway. ]

it's for jace
he wants us to roleplay

[deadnerve]

[fucking neeeerd. fucking neeeerds. look at these neeerds right now.]

why dont u ever rp with me :(

[longlegs]

because we're not hooking up

[deadnerve]

and here i was about to invite you to my ljrp

[longlegs]

sorry i'm too hot to read

[deadnerve]

⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⬧︎⧫︎◆︎◻︎♓︎♎︎ ⬧︎♏︎⌧︎⍓︎ ♌︎♓︎⧫︎♍︎♒︎

[longlegs]

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[deadnerve]

do you ever stop to wonder how it is dad adopted the 3 nerdiest kids in the fucking universe

[longlegs]

i know right?
like how can we be this hot AND this nerdy
we have to pick a struggle

[deadnerve]

btw can you hide me from dad for a bit

[longlegs]

oh god
how bad is it

[deadnerve]

[brb being stuffed into a closet]