𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[longlegs]

i mean yeah
if it was sexy
power up for what though? idk

wait EW
delete this

[dwelt]

This is never getting deleted.
Thanks for your offering.

[longlegs]

it wasn't an offering? in your wildest dreams maybe

[dwelt]

Sounded like one to me :)

[longlegs]

you got those big blue eyes and you still can't read
that's so tragic

[dwelt]

The only tragedy is your ignorance. I guess you choose to be that way. You have to.
You think nobody will want you if act as smart as you are.

[longlegs]

[ he things im smart? twirls hair, wait ]

because you love it so much when i call you and your family out on your bullshit, right

[dwelt]

If you really applied your intellect you'd have known that was the wrong move.

[longlegs]

ohh i get it
'be smart but also shut the fuck up when the man is talking'

[dwelt]

Couldn't come up with anything else so you had to make it a sexist thing? Very nice.

[longlegs]

'you couldn't come up with anything but the truth? lmao cringe'

[dwelt]

Act like a child and get treated as one. Simple.

[longlegs]

eat my entire ass

[dwelt]

I can arrange that for you.

[longlegs]

how about you just fap to that while i go do literally anything else

[dwelt]

Who said it was going to be me?
Have a good day.

[weird, he didn't type that last bit out...]

[longlegs]

[ August receives a voice recording!

It's Mila burping.

The end. ]