𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[masticated]

Mila, what did I tell you about reading weird shit on the internet.

[longlegs]

[ To throw or not to throw this phone out the window

ahem ]

well
it's the internet
i think it's 90% weird shit really

[masticated]

I already have to deal with your hentai shit getting shipped to my door. Don't make me add a child lock to your phone.

[longlegs]

okay wow it's not "shit" and i always ask for discreet packaging?
proud of you for getting the name right though

[ it means he cares :) ]

[masticated]

Don't talk back to me.
Stop readin' that crap on the internet. Read a fuckin' book.

[longlegs]

i mean technicallyyy
but fine since you're so cultured, what've you been reading?

[masticated]

How about instead of asking me what I'm reading you go to the library and pick up some Tolstoy or Nabokov?

[longlegs]

just anything?

[masticated]

What the hell do you mean just anything? Go to the library and find one you like for fucks sake. Do your own research too.

[longlegs]

[ ✔✔

narrator: she did none of that ]