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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[longlegs]

[ b-blush ]

you do?
i mean
good, means you've got good taste
and you're smart

[temujackie]

who'd disagree with the concept of making out and grabbing someone's tits?
not sure what the stabbing is in reference to, but you're probably right.

[longlegs]

oh we were talking about 'what would you do if a serial killer wanted to stab you in the middle of the night'

[ she thinks. she can't actually remember who that convo was started with, but the vague memory's still there. why did she drink so much tonight? ]

and i was like, i'd romance her obviously

[temujackie]

oh
in that case, yeah, 100%
you might never get the chance again.

[longlegs]

right, exactly
sure as hell wouldn't be able to fight her off myself

[ Says the girl rumored to sleep with a butterfly knife under her pillow. ]

i'm just so gentle you know?

[temujackie]

is that what people say about you? or what you say about yourself?

[longlegs]

well
that depends on what i want them to believe i guess

[temujackie]

well, what do you want me to believe?

[longlegs]

how would you handle gentle?

[temujackie]

i believe matching energy is important, but i have to be honest, i'm not really used to gentle.

[longlegs]

then maybe I'll just be the kind of gentle who can be taught a lesson

[temujackie]

don't worry, i'll be nice
way nicer than the knife wielding serial killer whose boobs you wanna grab

[longlegs]

much appreciated!
you can grab mine

[temujackie]

careful, i'll take you up on that

[longlegs]

it'd be a waste if you didn't
you kinda already put your hands everywhere else anyway
almost

[temujackie]

almost

[longlegs]

on the other hand, i've still got a lot to cover with you

[temujackie]

yeah, you better get on that.

[longlegs]

just say when and where, mel