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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[chokedout]

[intent to send be damned, he likes that response]

a little bit
did i do it up well?

[wicka]

Yea
I mean like
Ur legs look pretty good

[ he wants to bite them. ]

I want to bite them

[ wait how did that pop up on his screen?? ]

[chokedout]

[surprise, teddie liked that!]

well, they're urs to decorate
come bite

[wicka]

Fuck
Ur wearing that right now?

[chokedout]

i could put it back on if u want

[wicka]

Put it back on
Send me a vid this time

[chokedout]

whats the magic word, horny boy?

[wicka]

Come on

[chokedout]

close

what are the magic THREE words then?
(hint: u already have 2)

[wicka]

Come on




me?

[chokedout]

oh, he wins it big with bingo!!!

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yes, you can keep those panties if u really want to, too

[wicka]

[ That's like the first time someone didn't make him say please. Wow ]

Jesus

[ If only the level of horniness was readable in that one text. ]

Is that
Lace?

[chokedout]

mmhmm

if you dont like the color, i'll change it before you get here

got white, pink and teal too

[wicka]

I like the color
But I could change it for u anyway

[chokedout]

if u like it, i like it
you take these off w/o using your hands and you can keep them
sound like fun?

[wicka]

Ur trying to kill me aren't u

[ How is he supposed to walk anywhere if he gets a boner just from reading these texts, Teddie ]

Yea it does

[chokedout]

well come find me then

think you can track me down like a scenthound?? maybe i'm in my room
maaaybe not

[wicka]

U'd make me chase u around while ur wearing a skirt huh

[chokedout]

wouldn't u like that?

[wicka]

I'll like it more when I catch u

[chokedout]

i think i will too