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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[longlegs]

counter argument: stay the fuck away from me
who did you send this to?

[dwelt]

No.
You don't need to know or get to.

[longlegs]

fuck you tell me
i have the right to know who has these pictures

[dwelt]

Being rude won't get you anywhere.
Who told you that?

[longlegs]

told me what?

[dwelt]

That you have a right to the photos.

[longlegs]

I'm in them? hello??
whats your angle here
more blackmail?

[dwelt]

Not how that works.
I didn't have an angle originally, but now I do. Sucks.

Maybe I'll keep the photos for my personal collection.

[longlegs]

you're actually so fucking creepy
not even in a scary way you're just weird

[dwelt]

Thanks for being so honest with me. I don't care.

cw: ref to drugging + revenge porn

[longlegs]

you care enough to have drugged me and made revenge porn

[dwelt]

It's not revenge porn if I wasn't planning on using it against you to begin with.
You weren't drugged.

[longlegs]

[ she can't wait to meet the judge that tells him that's not how it works ]

what did you do to me then

[dwelt]

[imagine thinking she gets that far]

Nothing.
:)