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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[mygoodsir]

Yes.

That's fantastic. I'd hate for any emotional distress to interrupt your holiday.

[viver]

I've had plenty of it already.

And I've been working this whole time, Harry.

[mygoodsir]

Have you?

Oh, yes. The menagerie. You're enjoying it, then?

[viver]

It's a lovely place to take a break from all the animals here. [ al ur so funnee ] You ought to give it a try. Visit me sometime. I'll show you what's behind the scenes.

[mygoodsir]

I imagine it is.

I don't think that's a good idea.

[viver]

Then let's prove you wrong. Or right. Whichever you prefer.

[mygoodsir]

Al, my heart really can't take it.

[viver]

I disagree. This is what it needs.

[mygoodsir]

To be dicked around?

[viver]

You've been hanging out with too many boys, papillon.
Not every interaction needs to be repaid with sex or gifts.

[mygoodsir]

I can't argue with that.
With you it's usually more dangerous, love.

[viver]

It isn't more dangerous. It just scares you.

[mygoodsir]

Of course it scares me. You hurt me, Alaric.

[viver]

Are you letting me hurt you again?

[mygoodsir]

No.

Yes.

I don't know.

[viver]

I can decide for you.

[mygoodsir]

I want to let you, but I'm terrified of what that means.

[viver]

So be terrified. You've had enough of sadness.

[mygoodsir]

I'd rather be happy again.

[viver]

Do you really want to be happy, Harry?

[mygoodsir]

Yes! Of course I do!

Don't you ever miss those days? The good days. I remember them.

[viver]

Stop drinking then. Stop fucking boys who only enjoy your company when your wallet and your dick come out of your pants.

When your mind is clear, come to the forest with me.

[mygoodsir]

Fine.

[viver]

Is it?

[mygoodsir]

I'll stop drinking. It's only made things worse.