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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[diarists]

[hmmmmm. well then.]

It wouldn't be genuine if I came to you begging for it, you know~

[masticated]

[oops, wrong number-

wait, he can work with this.]

Why do you say that?

[diarists]

Isn't the whole point my bad attitude? One that needs putting in line?

[masticated]

You know what that means don't you? A bad attitude with a smart mouth. I'd like to see what I can use to shut you up.

[diarists]

You'll have to get creative, Mr. Wright. I don't silence easily.

[masticated]

Of course you don't, Shauna. Lucky for you creativity isn't a problem for me.
Men like me were born to get creative with women like you.

[diarists]

That's a lot of words. I'm a woman of action.
As I'm sure you're aware.

Am I going to get that from you, Mr. Wright?

[masticated]

You got the flower didn't ya?
Imagine what I can do without your little followers around. I'll show you what real power is.

[diarists]

I did.
That means you know where I'm staying. Which room is mine.

So why aren't you here?