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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[holyposition]

maybe

Send a pic 👀

[interpersonally]

( that doesn't sound like klaus, but, perhaps this is him being playful. simple. he kicks the covers down a bit, lifting one leg and flexing back, a foot on the bed.

he snaps a picture of himself on the mirror across the way, showing just enough.

it's everything but. but if the blanket falls any more, there'd be something to see. then again, it's stefano. everything he has is worth seeing. )

[holyposition]

[ With the phone obscuring his face, it takes him a second of zooming in to recognize the hair, the furnishings that have been matched specifically to his father's taste for years... ]

For the love of god WHYYYY

what the fuck??

Have you not given me enough reasons to need therapy???

[interpersonally]

( how in the hell. )

This wasn't meant for your eyes! Or, your anything. I did not click your name

[holyposition]

ughhhh WHO are you sending thirst traps to in the middle of the night

[interpersonally]

I don't owe you an answer to that question

[holyposition]

I think you owe me something after making me see that

[interpersonally]

I didn't make you see anything. I didn't even mean to send it to you. Delete it and move on.

[holyposition]

I have!!

But you did make me see it. Accident or not.

[interpersonally]

No or not, Teo. Accident. Just forget it.

( He already knows who it was meant for. There's no reason to belabor it. )

[holyposition]

I'll do my best, but you might have ruined horny pictures for me forever.

Network is on the fritz. I hope it finds its intended recipient.

[interpersonally]

I could be so lucky.

Actually, I've taken this as a sign for it not to need to go to its' intended recipient. I'm turning in for the night. Don't stay up too late.

[holyposition]

wow, okay
I've only taken one since we got here

and don't worry, I won't SEND IT TO YOU

Goodnight!

[interpersonally]

Goodnight