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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[holyposition]

Some men like being dominant, and some men like being on the other end of it.

Maybe you're just lazy.

[rehandle]

I wasn't criticizing, it was an honest question. It's just as good for both of you. Noted.

[holyposition]

Why would I send that to anyone if it wouldn't be good for both of us?

[rehandle]

Obviously it's going to be good for him regardless, he'll have his cock in your mouth.

Sometimes people do things they might not otherwise bother to do because other people are super into it, and that's the appeal. I wondered which way around that was working here, that's all.

You sent me porn while I was trying to read the paper, you don't need to start a fight with me about it.

[holyposition]

You're the one investigating whether I'd like to be face fucked for my own pleasure or someone else's. Could have easily just dropped it there.

[rehandle]

You weren't actually my point of intellectual curiosity.
Anyway, I hope you and your pops have fun.

[holyposition]

Ew. Don't be gross.

[rehandle]

Sorry. I guess synonyms don't belong in the bedroom.

[holyposition]

No, they don't!

[rehandle]

Have fun with *your guy when your inspiration finds him. I'm going back to the paper now.