𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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That keeps happening today.

Obviously, this wasn't meant for you. Get anything truly salacious and not meant for the president himself? I almost wish I had sent something a little more NC-17.

[achilles]

All kinds of filth, actually. It’s like it’s my birthday.
But, let’s be honest. You don’t need an excuse to send me dirty things. I’ll take it anytime.

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Accidentally or otherwise. But, we both know I've never been the type to. Got any requests while I'm in this mood? I tend to present myself in person.

( Except on Ash's detail, when he's messaged for very specific asks. Go into the bathroom, take a picture. There was very little he wouldn't have done for his president. )

[achilles]

( thinking. when presented with a buffet, where do you start? )

When and where was the last time you had an orgasm?
And what did you think about?

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Believe it or not, an old girlfriend is also spending the summer here. We used one of the rooms after flirting over a bottle of wine. I thought that it's been a really long time. We're different people in every sense of the word. We surprised each other. She's more domineering. More sure. It will never happen again.

[achilles]

Why not? Sounds like you like this girl. We both know you like a guiding hand.

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She's got a life to get back to. And I'm too old now.