𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[holyposition]

Yeah, it was here. Back home...even if we wanted to, it wouldn’t be a good idea. Why let more people know than we have to, when we’re being hunted down?

Looks like you’re more popular than you thought you’d be. I'd like it to be with me and you too, though. I wouldn’t have wanted to be in the middle with the other guy. It's a really vulnerable position, you know?

[mygoodsir]

I understand.

Oh goodness, no! I am not, my sphere of romance is very small.

I imagine so, yes. But with Hawk and I, you would be safe.

[holyposition]

You say that, but apparently you have multiple threesomes to choose from.

There wouldn't be a safer place in this manor, than between the two of you. And after...you know, everything. I think it would be good for me.

[mygoodsir]

Oh, nonsense. That was more a theoretical.

You want us to prove our care for you?

[holyposition]

And what's this? A promise?

I don't need you to prove it, I believe it. It just feels good to be reminded :)

[mygoodsir]

Yes.

I love you so dearly, Tim. I will remind you of that as often as I can.

[holyposition]

I won't get tired of hearing that, either.

I love you too, Harry. It means a lot that I can talk to you about anything. Even fantasies about raising children with three dads on the beach.

Especially crazy fantasies. I'm dreaming big now. No point in doing anything else.

[mygoodsir]

Good, because I'm liable to say it often.

If not now, when? We've been granted a strange chance here.

[holyposition]

It's weird. Even after everything that's gone horribly wrong here, it's still given me more hope for the future than I had back home. It took me at my lowest and showed me thst better things are possible, if you're willing to fight for it.

[mygoodsir]

You are worth fighting for.

[holyposition]

So are you.

[mygoodsir]

Oh, no. I am just me.

[holyposition]

Don't question my good taste 😋

[mygoodsir]

My apologies.

I feel there is an innuendo to be made, there.

[holyposition]

I'm about to head over there so you can get a taste for yourself instead of just talking about it 🥰 see you soon

[mygoodsir]

I await with bated breath.