𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[chokedout]

why does nobody know who she is

who is THIS?

[viver]

Alaric.

[chokedout]

[great]

isnt your sister the taxidermist

[viver]

My twin has many talents. You've met her?

[chokedout]

honestly, she weirds me out

[viver]

Like I said: she has many talents.

We were talking about someone else.

[chokedout]

yes but isn't your sister's career more interesting

[viver]

Of course it is. That's not why you sent that message, though.

[chokedout]

that was before i knew who i was talking to

i'm hearing interference on the line. bzzt bzzt oh no

[viver]

Humorous.

Are you scared or her or of me?

[chokedout]

bzzzt bzzztt bzzzzt beep beep beep beep beep