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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[temporicide]

There is something wrong
with these phones

I am so sorry. I wouldn't do that to a person uninvited. I am also not
I mean, I don't try to get into trouble
I swear

You can forget it? You can do that
Right?

[hymen]

there's something about a girl who lies through her teeth that's just so charming.

i don't know. can i? can you forget you sent it to me?

[temporicide]

With Christ all things are possible.

Anyway, I think you should forget. Aren't you sick of me by now? Stumbling into your business all the time.

[hymen]

are you trying to invite a third into our relationship now?

no, not really. the way i see it, we're helping each other. i'm not interested in tarnishing either of our good reputations, but i am interested in that video you sent me.

[temporicide]

Do you think he's got much to offer? Some of the statuary paints a pretty picture.

More like our respective reputations probably don't need any more hits. I'm halfway to Lizzie Borden, according to Herez.
But what would you like to know?

[hymen]

he's got competition with me.

it's funny how easy it is for everyone to believe you're a killer. what does your family think about you?
well. you said you wouldn't do that to a person uninvited.
so what would a person who did invite that sort of thing get?

[temporicide]

[ Experimentally, she shifts her tone. Just a little. ]

Should I spend some time imagining you and Jesus in a boxing ring?

My family is a business, and what happens within it should serve that business. As far as they're concerned, I'm in the red regardless. But if I'm going to start being a slut in your inbox, we'd better put them to bed.

Depends on what parts of me they like best. Or whether they want me to be good for them or they want be good for me. Maybe some of made my hand so messy. But if they want what's really best, they can come take some pictures and videos themselves. That way it's just for them.

[hymen]

maybe cut him out and just imagine me.

your family and mine speak the same language. although if you're going to define your behavior that way, i should probably even the playing field, right?

[ a slut never backs down from a challenge. a picture comes through momentarily. ]

you must be really trusting if you let people take pictures of you.
but then that's what got you in this situation in the first place, wouldn't you say?

[temporicide]

Well, now I don't know how to imagine anything else. Do I get to see more of the field if I keep playing, too?

Maybe I just hope that if I show my throat, they'll take care of my trust.
But it requires some trust to take those pictures, too. That's why I think it's better. You start seeing what people really want when you're trying to become it.

[hymen]

how much more do you want to see?

if you spend enough time in my circles, you'll get rid of that hope real fast. you'll also learn to protect your throat.
at least in public. you'll find that i, for one, am very accommodating behind closed doors.

[temporicide]

You saw what it looks like when I'm really turned on, and in some detail, so let's start there. You're getting the uncensored version of me, you know? So I want to know what you like, Embry. Maybe I can give it to you.

Am I going to be spending time in your circles?
I try to be, too. But I have my moments. Tell me something you've been accommodating lately.