𝖘𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖙 𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖘. (
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draino2025-06-15 11:02 am
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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. |

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ok
but you can't comment on anything here
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but like i said
you can't say shit
[insert suite number or whatnot]
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Be there in five.
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The only clear thing is the bed and that's only because he let the maid change the bedding earlier, instructing her to leave everything else precisely as it was. He's in black sweats and a t-shirt (over a long-sleeve,) with two mis-matched socks on when he goes to answer the inevitable door. He opens it only a crack at first, before begrudgingly nodding Harry in.]
... Watch your step.
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He looks around as he enters, almost immediately regretting his suggestion. Kieran is far too young for him. Al was right, he needs to stop fucking these twinks.
...Al, with his snake. Hmph.]
Yes, I'll try not to break an ankle.
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Kieran closes the door behind him and then puts his back to it, leaning as he watches what Harry does. He feels strange for a moment; like their chat last time shifted something, maybe, and he is losing his grip on the veil that's supposed to sit between him and a good time. He pushes off the door and goes for the bed, hopping up onto it and rolling onto his back - feet up in the air to pull of his socks, one by one.]
If I had come to your room I'd have been dressed sluttier. You didn't give me a lot of time to work here. Just so you know.
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[He picks his way over to the bed and has a seat, looking amused.]
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... Don't you want a mysterious, sexy twink? That's what most people want when they pick their sugarbaby - not the nerds.
[Not actually self deprecatory. He's actually quite balanced, looking to Harry after getting his shirt off and in his lap, while unwinding his arms from it.]
Nerd-liker.
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[Harry unbuttons his shirt and shrugs out of it.]
I like people who are good conversation. And yes, I love nerds. I am a nerd. I like to hear about what people are passionate about.
I thought sugar babies liked their daddies less drunk and depressed.
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[On account of already being set up financially for life, not giving a shit about a lot of high end goods and just wanting to be entertained on a personal level. Harry's somehow tapped into that with the story telling and emotional entrapment. Stupid sexy old men and their weird attractive personalities. Kieran throws his shirt off the bed, and then pauses while pushing down his sweats so they sit low on his hips - he reaches over to start helping Harry undress.]
Am I good conversation?
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[He lets Kieran get his trousers undone, lifting a bit so they can be tugged off.]
You are. I didn't think you would be, honestly, but you're entertaining. You just say things.
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[Pulling Harry's pants down just to his thighs, same with his underwear - reaching for his cock most immediately. It just feels important to punctuate that sentence with a pump of it, to really drive home the "yes, your ditzy boytoy?" vibe.]
I like learning about stuff from you. You don't just wanna fuck and fly, y'know?
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[He smiles, letting Kieran touch him.]
Well, I'm lonely. That plays a big part, I'm sure.
But you're very enjoyable. I've no regrets about seeing you. And I really would pay for your holiday.
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[-with you implied, hand moving a bit before he's stretching across Harry to look for lube. He knocks a book off the nightstand which sends a series of other items off after it like lemmings, and he just sort of. Defeatedly stares before resuming the rustling one-handedly through the drawer. He'll get all that later.]
D'you wanna be on top?
[Said as he slicks his hand, and Harry's cock - before carrying on with the conversation:]
Whenever you're feeling lonely, just hit me up. Doesn't have to be for sex. I still have to teach you how to play the Sims.
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[Harry watches this little tragedy and laughs softly. While Kieran is busy he wriggles out of his clothes completely.]
Mm, no. You on top. I'm lazy.
Ah, Kieran. You're very sweet. But I don't think that's wise. I tend to... feel too much.
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It's fine. Feeling too much, or whatever, I mean. You're still all sensitive from the other guy, you'll get through the - you know. I'm like zero risk for getting attached to. Just think of me as your stupid sugar baby. And I was serious, I'm gonna show you the Sims...
[He says that last bit with a soft sigh, huffing as he returns to pumping Harry until he feels firm enough to try and guide into himself.]
cw: just smut btw
You're not actually stupid. And I know that you're right, but... I don't know. I'm an old fool.
Are you? I would like that.
[He holds Kieran's hips gently as he lowers himself down.]
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Yeah. I tried to text you a list of expansion packs I wanted but my texts are all fucked up now. Guess you know about that, yeah - hmmgh.
[A slow rhythm emerges, of rising and falling.]
You play any games? Card, board... drinking, any of the above?
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Oh. Just like that, yes.
[He wraps a hand around Kieran's cock so he can fuck into it.]
There's a trivia night at my local pub. I attend that quite regularly.
Who did you send your want list to?
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[Said with a sigh - he did see some good tits. But you think there'd be way more slutty people around to flood his inbox. He's quiet for a beat, sinking deeper onto Harry until he's resting flush, gyrating his hips while he takes a breath before resuming the up and down and the nice feeling of rocking into Harry's hand.]
I don't know who - who I sent them to, they were rude, though. What kind of - triv, trivia?
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Mm. Then they don't deserve your time.
It's... there are different categories. I'm best at. Oh. The natural sciences. We've another person on our team who handles music, someone who knows film...
Oh, Kieran, that's lovely.
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cw: suicide
cw: car accidents
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