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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[achilles]

You could tell me. Just an idea.

Does a fantasy have to be crafted specifically for you to have worth? I took you for a cumslut. Was I wrong?

How much will it cost me? I have pretty deep pockets.

[guinegreer]

If that fantasy involves desecrating a prominent relic of the Oval, then yes.

If you’re willing to pay as much as you say you are, then I don’t think sole proprietary rights for the evening is too much to insist on.

Besides, I’d like to see how long you can last inside me without cumming.

[achilles]

If I’m paying as much as you think I am, wouldn’t I get whatever I want?

Ah, so that’s Greer Galloway’s kink. I should’ve known. My sexual torture.

[guinegreer]

Within reason.

I like to think of it more as well-deserved edging.

[achilles]

Well-deserved? I've been a very good boy.

[guinegreer]

I've seen enough to know that you could use a little denial.

[achilles]

What have you seen? Indulge me.

[guinegreer]

I'm not going to list off every person I saw you stick your dick in the night of that party.

[achilles]

But you were watching? That's interesting.

[guinegreer]

It's not like I had any choice.

[ except she absolutely did. ] You have an impressive ability to take up space.

[achilles]

So do you, Greer Galloway.
I was watching you. I'm not afraid to admit it. You already know that.

[guinegreer]

Maybe I should’ve charged you for the privilege, then.