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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[diarists]

Okay, yeah, sometimes it's cute but you ordered six different hats. Six.
That seems a liiiittle excessive.

Oh, you can't? That sucks, dang. Guess you'll have to go be insane and can't see the other pictures I took. :(

[temujackie]

multiple hats to go with all his little outfits! it's not excessive, it's PRACTICAL

[ never mind that melissa just wears the same color hat all the time and it's fine. it's fine!!!

also, WAIT. ]

no, shauna, i want to see them.
please? i need to see them

[diarists]

Formal snapback, casual snapback, business snapback...just like you.

Hmmm, I don't know. They're not all of my ass, you know. Some of them are higher up.
Do you want to see those too?

[temujackie]

if we're lucky he'll grow up to be as cool as i am, right?

i especially want to see those.

nsfw link

[diarists]

We'll keep our fingers crossed.

Oh, really?
[IMAGE ATTACHMENT]
There. For a start.

[temujackie]

[ she's downloading all these pictures as soon as she gets them ]

when's the last time i told you that i fucking love your boobs?
and your ass
and your everything

[diarists]

Hmmm, I think it was this morning? In bed?
So way, waaaaay too long ago.

[temujackie]

WAY too long ago. we need to fix that.

[diarists]

Mmmm-hm.

I'm assuming you're already on your way?

[temujackie]

you know i am.