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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[interpersonally]

I'm sure. Congratulations.

[mygoodsir]

Alright, I'll stop trying to be pleasant to you.

You got what you wanted. I'm no threat to you or your family. So try to lighten up, Stefano.

[interpersonally]

You were never a threat to my family, Dr. Goodsir. Were your affair the stuff of legends and romance novels, I wouldn't have stood in yours or Teo's way. You should have a clearer picture of me by now.

[mygoodsir]

I don't. I've seen you be a fair man, and I've seen you be ambiguously insulting. I've never been particularly good at social interactions, which is probably doing me no favours.

My apologies for trying to make light of your sexting.

[interpersonally]

You're right. You've grasped 'unpleasant'.

[mygoodsir]

You're not all bad.

[interpersonally]

I'm well aware.

[mygoodsir]

Alright, I give up. Sorry again.

Good luck with the sexts.