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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

og confessions time oops?

[restored]

2 truths and a lie
1. i've fucked a president
2. i've been fucked by a president
3. i've fucked up a president

[guinegreer]

If the lie isn't 1, I'll be impressed.

[ does ash colchester bottom for anyone? footage not found. ]

[restored]

ash ain't the only president i've met you know

[Does it count if you weren't in control of your own actions at the time?]

we talked about it once
but yeah that's the lie
your turn

[guinegreer]

But I wouldn't know the others, I'm guessing.

[ apparently, they're really doing this, but she feels like she owes him some honesty in exchange. ]

1. I still have a scar on my finger from the night I met him.
2. I sent him letters while he was serving in the war.
3. I slept with someone else the night I found out he was getting married.

[restored]

there's a lot more of an overlap there than you'd think

[Even the fall guy was the same for one, specific President.]

the scar?
unless you're talking semantics and the letters were actually text messages or something
i get the last one though

[guinegreer]

The scar's true. Broken champagne glass.

Technically, I sent him emails, so you were right about the semantics part.

[restored]

think that's considered cheating
suppose i'll let you off though
as long as you tell me you've spoken to him since jenny passed back home

[guinegreer]

I was about to, before we ended up here.

[ what she doesn't mention is that it was embry who had come to "fetch" her, in a sense — fetch her and deliver her to ash. ]

We'd arranged a meeting.