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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[disarrayed]

How did you know?

[holyposition]

Didn't see you at breakfast :(

It's the most important meal of the day you know.

[disarrayed]

You're right. I lost track of time.

How sweet of you to save some for me.

[holyposition]

[ Teo’s gathered by now that the picture went to the wrong place. It doesn’t bother him any. ]

I’ve been told it’s sweet as candy.

Do you sample all your patients, doctor?

[disarrayed]

I don't make a habit of it, but your offer was so kind.

[ no, really. he would be happy to enjoy his ass for breakfast. ]

I have no doubt you're sweet on the tongue.