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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[holyposition]

If he were just a little bit slower, he might have worked with me. He's not so squeaky clean when yoy get to know him.
But like, in a good way.

He's upset because he doesnt think I'm serious. I'm not using the phrase DICK PSYCHOSIS

[kobes]

well, he stole my underwear, so that's a start i guess
idk maybe he's not into me.

you're right, that's too highbrow for an opening text.
tell him you miss him or something sappy like that.

[holyposition]

Why would he steal your underwear, then?

Koby, I'm working on it.

[kobes]

because it's cute underwear and he has good taste?

OH okay jeez chill
good
that's good
how's it going?

[nosy ass.]

[holyposition]

It wouldn't even fit him.

Slowly.

[kobes]

that'd kinda be the point.
a muscly guy in lingerie??? peak.

well, yeah, that's kinda how serious shit goes.
you need a distraction? wanna go make out in the casino again?

[holyposition]

Everyone's got their own taste, I guess.

No thanks. I want to stay available in case HE wants to make out.

[kobes]

we don't kinkshame in this house, baby t, you know the rules.

okay, you big slut, good for you
you serious, committed, dedicated slut.
keep me posted or i'll kick your door down
i don't care if you're getting lovingly hawk-dicked.

[holyposition]

I'm not shaming! I'm disagreeing politely.

I'll let you know as soon as something changes. Unless he wants to go 4 times again. Then it might take me a while.

[kobes]

you little liar, you're made of judgement and pasta and you know it

okay then if u go radio silent i'll assume you're getting railed so hard you see god 🙄🙄🙄