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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[hymen]

i don't see anyone else here on the same level as us. politically speaking, of course.
i mean, maybe there's a few, but they're taken, and apparently homewrecking's frowned upon.

[guinegreer]

I see.
So because I’ve recently broken off my engagement, and we run in the same circles, that means you’re uniquely entitled to fuck me.

[hymen]

why'd you break off the engagement?

[guinegreer]

Marriage [ to him ] would have been a mistake.

[hymen]

because you've been thinking about somebody else while you fuck him? a dark-haired attorney general, maybe?

[guinegreer]

[ there’d been no fucking to speak of — not that she’s going to tell him that. instead, she adopts the other route. ]

You’ve found me out.
Even when he was on top pounding away, all I could think about was what it would feel like with your big dick inside me, Embry.

[hymen]

now you're just teasing me.
why're you playing so hard to get, greer? is there someone else here you have your eye on?
don't tell me you're holding out for my brother.

[guinegreer]

Let’s not go that far.

Maybe I want to see how much you’re willing to work for it.

[hymen]

can the work take place in the bedroom? i don't think people on this side of the world actually have jobs.

[guinegreer]

Don’t say that where any of the staff can hear you or they’ll stop giving you fresh bedsheets, and then where will you be?

[hymen]

your bed? i thought that was obvious.

[guinegreer]

I don’t do sleepovers.