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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[hymen]

you want the truth? i don't think a guy's ever had a complete meltdown while i tried to fuck him like you did with me. i'm used to being the center of attention. or at least center adjacent, since my brother's the president.

i was barely on your radar. that's why i didn't finish.

[homosexuals]

That part's not true. I came because it was your invite. I don't even remember seeing your brother that night.

...Am I a first for you, Mr. Moore? I didn't know I could still have one of those at my age. Or you - with your...prolific reputation.

Pretty embarrassing for me, all the same. It'd be nice to make it up to you.

[hymen]

you're the only one, then. next time keep your eyes on the presidential prize.

prolific reputation sounds dangerously close to a euphemism you don't want to want to expound on. yeah, you're a first. i don't think i've fucked a tennis star, either.

has the state of your romantic situation changed that fast? you don't strike me as the type of person to move on that quickly.

[homosexuals]

My eyes don't really have any interest in the presidential prize. I can't stop at the AG?

Maybe I put it there on purpose. I'm not as naive as the public seems to think from the headlines, but don't blow my secret.

Took me a long time to move on from Kenny. But the night changes fast when you find out your best friend was fucking the guy you were falling for behind your back.

How bad do you want to fuck a tennis star, Mr. Moore? I can make it happen for you.