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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[homosexuals]

I didn't think anyone making their 12 year old work at a love hotel was winning mother of the year any time soon. But - he's grown now. He can do his own thing. Right?

Can't picture you with that if I'm being honest, Skip. Maybe - ah, the one on the ear? All the way at the top.

Your grandfather - you two were close. What're you thinking of?

[holyposition]

He's still under her thumb. But we have a plan. We're gonna fix it.

My ears are big, it'll get caught on something!

I don't know. Initials, maybe? Is that corny?

[homosexuals]

A plan? Do you - does he need help?

Your ears are perfect the way they are. Piercings aren't really my thing anyway. Not that that's a reason to skip it. I mean. I'm just saying.

No. I think it's - sweet. A way to carry him with you. Where'd you want to put 'em?

[holyposition]

He doesn't. But don't make a big deal about it or he'll pull back. We've got it under control.

It's good enough for me. I've been spending this alone time dreaming up ways to turn you on.

Nowhere crazy. My arm, I guess?

[homosexuals]

I won't - don't worry. But if you do need anything, you let me know.

Oh. Well. What did you come up with so far?

I think that'd be awfully nice. Nevermind what anyone else thinks.

[holyposition]

Even if it's got nothing to do with Koby?

You're a softie. Which I like about you. So I think a non-drunk apology might get me further. Maybe over dinner. I'll cook this time.

[homosexuals]

Even if it's got nothing to do with Koby.

Wow, that obvious, huh? Quick question even though I'm going to say yes - what are your thoughts on poetry?

[that question is koby's fault.]

[holyposition]

I'll hold you to that, Hawk.

Poetry? Sounds more romantic in Italian. Why?

[homosexuals]

Hopefully against you.

[a terrible dad joke. sorry.]

Everything sounds more romantic in Italian. Even when you...you know.

[finish.]

Nothing - just was wondering if you ever dabbled in it.

[holyposition]

When I what?

[ He knows. ]

No, not in poetry. I draw, though.

[homosexuals]

When I get you right to the edge and you beg me to take you over the rest of it. When you're all spent and care barely mumble out anything after. That's when.

You do? I didn't realize I was wooing a man of so many talents. What do you like to draw? Am I allowed to see?

[holyposition]

How's your Italian? Are you sure I'm begging for it? I could be complimenting your cologne.

Just as a hobby. I like drawing people. Faces.

[homosexuals]

My Italian is better than you seem to think.

Oh? Random passerby, or you get friends to pose?

[holyposition]

Well, that's not fair. How am I supposed to tell everyone how great you are in secret?

A little of both. Are you asking for a portrait?