𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[achilles]

Don't tell C-SPAN, but the leader of the free world happens to like the holes on handsome men.
Really, though. Don't worry about it. I didn't see anything to be ashamed of.

[homosexuals]

My lips are sealed.

You know, there is one way you could make me feel a little less embarrassed. Not that I'd ever solicit something inappropriately.

nsfw link

[achilles]

Anything to make you feel better. ;)

( predictably — vid attached. )

[homosexuals]

Mr. President...is that a weapon of mass destruction you're packing? It'd look even better with the safety off, if you catch my drift.