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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[kobes]

he doesn’t. trust me.

yeah, well, my childhood was shit, me and everyone on the planet. it’s fine, i’m not like
deeply horribly traumatized or whateverrrrrr
happier being an adult.

well. maybe not everyone’s childhood.
you still talk to her? your mom?

nah, that was a solid middle-aged guy lecture, at the oldest 😝
you're sweet, y'know.
but i know what i’m good at, hawkins.
old dog, new tricks.
i’ll be making money like this for a good long while, til i lose my looks, at least.

yeah, sure, “poetry”
longass whiny texts at three am when he misses u rocking his world 🙄🙄🙄
push. i’m telling you as his bestie: push.