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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[ripher]

I was suitably inspired. I've never been more grateful for a case of mistaken identity.

[nightsung]

And I suppose I'm lucky I misdialed a man with a clever mouth and a handsome cock.

I always like to taste a man before I ride him, you know. Feel the shape of him on my tongue.

[ripher]

You know, we might only be a few rooms away from each other. It would be a shame not to take advantage of your good luck. And we are all suppose to be enjoying ourselves here.

[nightsung]

Mm, you're right. I can't tell you how tempted I am, but I might need to check on your friend first, now that I've sent that gift basket his way.

[ripher]

I should tell you that he hasn't done anything to deserve it. He's really not that interesting. He collects model trains.

[nightsung]

Maybe I like model trains.

[ripher]

Then clearly there's no hope for either of you.

[nightsung]

We'll see.

I'm sure we can connect before the month is out. I'll be extra loud as I finish, just in case you are a couple rooms away.

[ripher]

[ Groaning out loud. ]

I can't wait.