𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[mygoodsir]

I eagerly await.

What qualifies as a bad nude, do you think?

[Just gonna... cuddle up...]

[chokedout]

Bad lighting.

[Said open and earnest. Iggy, he thinks, would agree.]

Maybe something about angles. You gotta know what ones to use to make your dick look its best?

[mygoodsir]

Well, then I've been doing this all wrong. Thank goodness you're here to instruct.

[chokedout]

I can coach you, don't worry. We'll have classes. I'll tutor.

[But, phone again abandoned, he slings his arm back across Harry and settles in. Not unlike a certain other twink, Theo finds this position one he can easily fall asleep in.]

Can you pull that cover up a little higher?

[mygoodsir]

Of course.

[He tugs the blanket up, smiling softly. It's odd to do this without the sex first, but... it's nice.]

[chokedout]

Thank you. I suppose this is where I say goodnight and shut up, but. I'm not good at shutting up.

[Not fucking himself tired is also new for him. He sighs, wiggles, and stays comfortable.]

Goodnight, Harry.

[mygoodsir]

Nor am I.

[But he's very tired, and Theo seems to keep the bad thoughts away, so...]

Goodnight, Teddie.