𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[ragesagainsttheodds]

sorry babe
Sucks having a hot older sister

[deadnerve]

she said i can't touch her cosplay section
just know i would've been a really cute maid

[ragesagainsttheodds]

wow
so you hate me and never want me to be happy again
i get it

[deadnerve]

hey take it up with her ok!!
in fact, take it up with her
file some complaints

[ragesagainsttheodds]

you are such a brat
its adorable

[deadnerve]

if you complain she might wear the cosplay for you
win win for us both cuz then i can wear it after her

[ragesagainsttheodds]

you two have a real weird relationship
not complaining
because you know
works in my favour
but still real weird

[deadnerve]

yeah like me wearing her dresses isnt weird without me also thinking about u 2 also hooking up??

i'm omw btw, pls answer ur door fast

[ragesagainsttheodds]

oh yeah. i fully accept that bit is weird too.

[ Not her fault he has a hot sister. ]

doors open
won't make you wait princess

[deadnerve]

good

[Because this guy is sprinting down the halls as best he can in something stolen of Cellar's - it's all clingy to his (freshly) shaven legs and he doesn't know how anyone deals with that without going insane. But it is kind of airy and nice? He likes being a slut with his collarbones out, too.

He doesn't knock, he just breathlessly stumbles on in.]

Like five people definitely saw me.

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[ Oh, but that is cute dress on him. He doesn't have the tits to fill it out, as suspected but it's a great visual regardless. ]

You'll have given them a thrill then.

[ Ren will waste absolutely no time in backing him up against the door. ]

You know, I was at that party the Americans threw. [ She saw what you got up to. ] You really like takin' it, hey? [ She plucks at his hem. ]

[deadnerve]

[He tugs the skirt to keep it from sticking to his leg, softly snorting as she corners him against the door - he's very much into that, and the closeness. But then she asks a question and he makes a little bit of a face.]

You were? I don't remember most of that night, I kinda went a little too heavy on the drinks. And drugs.

[But, well. She's not wrong.]

Did we fuck?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

You don't say. [ Yeah, he seemed like he was out of it. ]

No. The girl on the balcony talked me into leaving. [ That was a longer story that she doesn't really want to get into. ] I've never really done stuff like that before, so, I wasn't feeling it. [ Her hand goes to his hip. ] This way at least, I get to have you all to myself.

[deadnerve]

Probably for the best, I was sooo hung over the next day.

[And also, you have respect for yourself and your body that he didn't for his own. But speaking of 1:1...]

... But yeah, I like this a little bit better. 'specially since I'm not gonna wear dresses for just about anyone here.

🎀?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

Just for me, right?

[ One way or the other, Ren's going to pick him up and throw him on the bed. ] That's good. 'Cos I don't like sharing.

🎀

[deadnerve]

[He'll yelp in a pleased way, tossed like a twig and pushing down his skirt after it rides up when he lands on the bed in faux modesty:]

Jus' for you.