𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[longlegs]

Then we'll match. Anything to make my husband the happiest.

[ Emphasized by another kiss, hips pressing up into him. ]

Think they'd want to meet me?

[chokedout]

[His arms are around her, tight.]

I want to say yeah. But they're kind of shit at being kind or compassionate. So when that day comes... don't take it personally if they're weird, okay? I really don't care what they think in the grand scheme of things, but it's hard to miss it when they want to share it.

[Just. His urge to protect her from that is strong.]

[longlegs]

I'll remember that. [ Confident that her dear husband's going to protect her, really. ] My p— [ arents are going to love you. Mila's smile fades, surprised at herself for thinking about the Singers, not Henry and Lauralae, then making an effort to not get sad. ] My perfect husband.

[chokedout]

Myyyy perfect wife.

[He smiles again, softening from the memories of his parents - who he thought, just for a second, were sweeter than they are. He kisses her, soft and sweet.]

May I ravage you sensually now, or would you prefer a massage?

🎀💕

[longlegs]

You know what? [ A dreamy little sigh after their kiss, raking fingers through the hair on his nape. ] I think I'll take the massage. Starting…

[ Grabbing one of his hands, she places it right on the swell of her breast. ]

Here.